Prank Calls

[norrislakevol]

Can't do this so much anymore, but man there were some good ones in the past. Here is two of the best from local legend John Bean. He may have started it all in the 80's.

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[norrislakevol]

Another great one. Dude rips off some of the worst insults I have ever heard lol.

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[VolFaninFla]

Those were awesome!
This is my favorite prank call. Tom Mabe is a very funny man

 

[norrislakevol]

The famous question of "Well how'd they get wet?" Answer: "Well G** D*** water of course!"

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[norrislakevol]

Those were awesome!
This is my favorite prank call. Tom Mabe is a very funny man

Oh man, I had forgot about that one. HAHAHAHA!

 

[SDV]

I love these. Also loved Jerky Boys. We used to prank call so many people our freshman year in the dorms and record them.

 

[SDV]

Oh man, I had forgot about that one. HAHAHAHA!

So funny!!

 

[SDV]

The famous question of "Well how'd they get wet?" Answer: "Well G** D*** water of course!"

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Man this guy was so patient

 

[BenGrimm]

Those are just classic. My friends and I quote them almost daily when we threaten to whip each others ass but can’t just get up an leave whenever we want.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Those are just classic. My friends and I quote them almost daily when we threaten to whip each others ass but can’t just get up an leave whenever we want.

Aint a dog one, dont tell me at ****! Waited after work at 5, I live thar. Wassa matter, gotta have your brother hold yer hand?

 

[Jackcrevol]

Man this guy was so patient

his timing. was just impeccable.

 

[Jackcrevol]

The famous question of "Well how'd they get wet?" Answer: "Well G** D*** water of course!"

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the manager of that Tom Mcann should be given a medal of valor.

 

[MadisonvilleVol]

the manager of that Tom Mcann should be given a medal of valor.

And a pair of ‘em boots with Eagles on the sides of ‘em. Well, not necessarily Eagles but Wings.

 

[Jackcrevol]

 

[Jackcrevol]

And a pair of ‘em boots with Eagles on the sides of ‘em. Well, not necessary Eagles but Wings.

when he says he cant come pick 'em up and insists manager mail them with no evidence.

 

[MadisonvilleVol]

when he says he cant come pick 'em up and insists to mail them with no evidence.

. Thought it was a fair offer. “Y’all got postal service up there? We got it here. That’s what it’s for”

 

[Jackcrevol]

. Thought it was a fair offer. “Y’all got postal service up there? We got it here. That’s what it’s for”

My fave is the setup from C & C pt 1 to meeting him down there at 5. Never showing up and picking right back up with the dog schtick. I envision this skinny mulleted guy drinkin' Busch Light smokin' Reds waitin' on Sid Ardman, like wth? Dude never showed.

 

[MadisonvilleVol]

This call is underrated imo.. One of his more tame calls but he sure tore Mrs Gaylon up.

 

[Mozdukemod]

My fave is the setup from C & C pt 1 to meeting him down there at 5. Never showing up and picking right back up with the dog schtick. I envision this skinny mulleted guy drinkin' Busch Light smokin' Reds waitin' on Sid Ardman, like wth? Dude never showed.

Don’t forget the proverbial lit match & gasoline, “well yuns better be ready fer me today, ya sonuvabitch.”

 

[Mozdukemod]

Those are just classic. My friends and I quote them almost daily when we threaten to whip each others ass but can’t just get up an leave whenever we want.

“I just can’t take awf any damn time I want to, axshole!”

 

[Jackcrevol]

Don’t forget the proverbial lit match & gasoline, “well yuns better be ready fer me today, ya sonuvabitch.”

Holy crap! The dead done been raised. Welcome back.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Don’t forget the proverbial lit match & gasoline, “well yuns better be ready fer me today, ya sonuvabitch.”

Ah, but exactly to Burnttwatful's point. That promise to kick ass, then, pulling of tablecloth our from underneath the plates 'I cant just take awf any damn time I want'...is redneck genius.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Say @Mozdukemod @burntorangeVOLffle if John Bean were alive. What you think he'd say about $5 gas?

 

[norrislakevol]

My fave is the setup from C & C pt 1 to meeting him down there at 5. Never showing up and picking right back up with the dog schtick. I envision this skinny mulleted guy drinkin' Busch Light smokin' Reds waitin' on Sid Ardman, like wth? Dude never showed.

The real life C&C guy was sort of normal looking. Bean just caught him on a real bad day apparently lol. I normally refer to dogs as "Junk yard dogs" because of that C&C's part two.

 

[Toujours Pret]

When I was in Korea we'd use calling cards to call random stateside phone numbers for hours and do **** like this. Good times