Prayer..............

[UTCVol]

What a creepy thread.

 

[Cyclopskiller]

Odd thread

 

[vollygirl]

*comedian

You do. We closet GT fans know this.

yep... what hman said. although I think the term "comedian" has become unisex now and is used for males or females similar to "actor". comedienne is/was for female comedians.

For some reason I associate "a" with female and "e" with male (like el and la). Thanks for the tutoring.

 

[checkerboards09]

What a creepy thread.

There's creepiness in praying for someone else's well being? Hmmm...

 

[SmokeySC]

This is awkward ...

I just bet my buddy who is a Carolina fan that Clowney would get injured this year .. :whistling:

 

[P.O.T.S. VOL]

This is awkward ...

I just bet my buddy who is a Carolina fan that Clowney would get injured this year .. :whistling:

I will pay someone to pray for him and void your jinx.

 

[SmokeySC]

I will pay someone to pray for him and void your jinx.

Boom .

 

[terrypedigo]

We can pray all we wont this is football people are going to get hurt, pray there will be no one sitting in a wheel chair after the season across the nation not just Tennessee.

 

[volspeach]

I wish no ill will against anyone & try our best to stay true to being good sports fans...

GO VOLS..
GO BIG ORANGE .. :rock:

 

[HuntlandVolinColo]

I pray Hitlery Clinton doesn't get elected in 2016.

 

[Septic]

"Too" means a lot or more you blasphemous invalid. "To" is what you were looking for.

It's cute when people get mad over silly things like this.

u no wat he mint.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Football season is almost underway and i gotta say, as much i dislike our rivals, let's pray that every player on their team, every coach, every one of the players and coaches family members enjoy this season whether they win or lose. Sports tend to get in the way of what's really important and i just want to send a prayer to every other team that is out there.

I pray we whip they asses.

I wish the site would create a Venn diagram of the identities of the posters who liked these two posts.

 

[Vol4life25]

I pray we whip they asses.

Lol I'm litterally still laughing at this....

I can see the OP in Neyland in front of 100k people, and saying "Now guys, Lets pray that our players and the rival team stays safe." And everyone is silent.

Then one drunk guy stands up in the crowd and says, "I Pray we whoop their asses!"
and the crowd goes wild.


Hahaha

 

[checkerboards09]

Lol I'm litterally still laughing at this....

I can see the OP in Neyland in front of 100k people, and saying "Now guys, Lets pray that our players and the rival team stays safe." And everyone is silent.

Then one drunk guy stands up in the crowd and says, "I Pray we whoop their asses!"
and the crowd goes wild.


Hahaha

I lol'd slick........

 

[zidanefan]

I wish the site would create a Venn diagram of the identities of the posters who liked these two posts.

Like

 

[TNnative]

OP, you are a good person to start this thread and I admire what you are trying to do

But

Bama can still kiss my ass

Better yet, Bama can go begat themselves.

 

[MoodyVol]

Lol I'm litterally still laughing at this....

I can see the OP in Neyland in front of 100k people, and saying "Now guys, Lets pray that our players and the rival team stays safe." And everyone is silent.

Then one drunk guy stands up in the crowd and says, "I Pray we whoop their asses!"
and the crowd goes wild.


Hahaha

Can we get Rob Schneider to be the drunk guy?

Great intent OP, I'm with ya.

 

[Big Ugly Vol]

OP I appreciate the thought, but the other stuff can be funny without being offensive to you. Lighten up and enjoy. So-so thread hijacked and made funny as h#!!.
P.s. I always pray for our opponents as well as our players, same for when my sons play.

 

[WoodsmanVol]

I pray they suffer very, very mild carbon monoxide poisoning on their buses to the game and either forfeit or fall asleep at the line of scrimmage.

Did You Just Say Our Vols Aren't Men Enough To Win Without Our Opponents Being Incapacitated First??!!?? That Our Vols Are Trembling, Fearful, Effeminate Jokes Who Can't Win Against Any Worthwhile Opponent??!!??

A pox on you and all your progeny!!!!!!!!!!!

I want us to whip who we're not suppose to whip. Bury by 40 points who we are toss ups to whip, and score so many points on those we're suppose to whip that the game is called before end of half time.

 

[WoodsmanVol]

I pray that if any of our opponents get injured, it's at the loving hand of the VOLS. We can call it community service.

That can break both ways, hoss. Remember Marquel Wade, Brandon Spikes, and Hunter Stewart incidents? Don't go there GrowVol, don't go there.

 

[rekinhavoc]

Almighty and most merciful Father, we humbly beseech Thee, of Thy great goodness, to restrain these immoderate rains with which we have had to contend. Grant us fair weather for Battle. Graciously hearken to us as soldiers who call upon Thee that, armed with Thy power, we may advance from victory to victory, and crush the oppression and wickedness of our enemies and establish Thy justice among men and nations.

General George S. Patton

 

[Wrangler95]

I agree,prayers sent for the players,coaches and all the college football fans.

 

[GrowVol]

That can break both ways, hoss. Remember Marquel Wade, Brandon Spikes, and Hunter Stewart incidents? Don't go there GrowVol, don't go there.

Apologies, wasn't trying to be an ass but was. Just felt a little too lite hearted and was filled with too much sarcasm.Hopefully,short of getting banged up a good bit,i hope no player has to go through any type of traumatic injury.GBO