President Joe Biden - Kamala Harris Administration

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So bought a Trek trail bike, a 29’er, about four years ago. Thought about toe clips so I could get more power from the down and up stroke. Thought about it for about two minutes and realized “hey dumbass it’s a trail bike and you’re an old man now. There is no use for them at your riding pace now. So no, you’ll dump it when you stop.”

Had toe clips on my old road bike. Don’t miss them at all.
 
So bought a Trek trail bike, a 29’er, about four years ago. Thought about toe clips so I could get more power from the down and up stroke. Thought about it for about two minutes and realized “hey dumbass it’s a trail bike and you’re an old man now. There is no use for them at your riding pace now. So no, you’ll dump it when you stop.”

Had toe clips on my old road bike. Don’t miss them at all.

So you’re telling me you’re a dumbass too for being an old man on a bicycle? MAN INVENTED THE INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINE FOR A RESAON!
 
So you’re telling me you’re a dumbass too for being an old man on a bicycle? MAN INVENTED THE INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINE FOR A RESAON!
Once you turn into an old fart you bargain with yourself to convince yourself you’re still young and fit. It’s a trail bike. I pedal around the damn neighborhood in regular shorts and tennis shoes. It’s not a road bike with me lubed up and forced into a bunch of form hugging Lycra. There try to unimagine that.
 
Once you turn into an old fart you bargain with yourself to convince yourself you’re still young and fit. It’s a trail bike. I pedal around the damn neighborhood in regular shorts and tennis shoes. It’s not a road bike with me lubed up and forced into a bunch of form hugging Lycra. There try to unimagine that.
I learned when I was 35 that I was not 18 anymore nor was I Lebron James.

Does anyone remember Jim Edmonds final at bat?
 
Why would anyone think that dinosaur Joe Biden, who can't speak or walk up steps without failing on national tv, should even joke about using a bicycle? What is the upside? There's gotta be at best 50/50 odds he falls. You can't make this stuff up.
 

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