Question

[hatvol96]

If posters on this board were college football coaches, who would be who? For example, it's obvious that Checkerboard Charley would be Coach O.

 

[cotton]

If posters on this board were college football coaches, who would be who? For example, it's obvious that Checkerboard Charley would be Coach O.

Hat, those kinds of questions make me wonder how you will do on your next urine test.

 

[milohimself]

If posters on this board were college football coaches, who would be who? For example, it's obvious that Checkerboard Charley would be Coach O.

Current or all-time?

 

[hatvol96]

Current or all-time?

All time. I see no reason to limit the possibilities.

 

[hatvol96]

Hat, those kinds of questions make me wonder how you will do on your next urine test.

Part of my skillfully negotiated employment contract exempts me from the company's drug testing program.

 

[tidwell]

I've got hat pegged as Spurrier. The only question is, do you have the same East Tennessee accent?

 

[hatvol96]

I've got hat pegged as Spurrier. The only question is, do you have the same East Tennessee accent?

I certainly have an East Tennessee accent.

 

[cotton]

Part of my skillfully negotiated employment contract exempts me from the company's drug testing program.

Nice. I actually get to set our policy, so any time you want to party, let me know.

Can I be the fat guy from Kansas?

 

[tidwell]

Perfect fit then.

 

[hatvol96]

Nice. I actually get to set our policy, so any time you want to party, let me know.

Can I be the fat guy from Kansas?

If you wish, you're Mangino.

 

[milohimself]

I'd see myself as Pat Hill, if anybody.

 

[hatvol96]

I'd see myself as Pat Hill, if anybody.

So, you subscribe to the "Anytime, Anywhere" philosophy?

 

[VolinArizona]

Whoever has the most typos has to be Lou Holtz.

 

[cotton]

If you wish, you're Mangino.

Sweet. That guy looks like he knows how to have a good time.

 

[VolinArizona]

If you wish, you're Mangino.

I hope he's a manly man ... or he'd be Mangina.

 

[milohimself]

So, you subscribe to the "Anytime, Anywhere" philosophy?

I can't help but respect that attitude.

 

[hatvol96]

I can't help but respect that attitude.

I often espouse that mantra when talking to strippers.

 

[JonWard]

I am not a type A , so I wouldn't be a head coach, I would be more analytical like an OC ... say Cut.

 

[VolinArizona]

I believe I'd be Jeff Tedford: not neeeearly as good as I think I am.

 

[VolinArizona]

kptvol would be Charlie Weis .... I don't know why.

 

[JonWard]

Hat, I got you pegged for a Bobby Knight type--your never wrong, and tend to be negative.

 

[GAVol]

you're never wrong, and tend to be negative.

That's code for "Jackie Sherrill" (which Hat will love).

 

[VolinArizona]

I am not a type A , so I wouldn't be a head coach, I would be more analytical like an OC ... say Cut.

I think that's a bit much ... how about ........... Randy Sanders?

 

[rwemyss]

I peg Tiddy as Meyer. The young guy that hasn't QUITE proven himself, but it is happening before our very eyes.

 

[GAVol]

In honor of JonWard's run in with Cockytalk where he was banned 4 times, I'd say he's Joe Lee Dunn.