Random Thoughts VIII

[NewToVolCountry]

Me and TEX immediately jump in, yeah yeah I do I do

 

[VOLtownUSA]

lulz Ego is a loon

 

[VOLtownUSA]

unless you're Bear Grylls

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Ego is like, I knew you two dumbasses would be the first to respond

 

[VOLtownUSA]

then you drink that shiz

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I piss with my gf in the shower when I gotta go really bad

 

[VOLtownUSA]

:lol:

 

[VOLtownUSA]

I never piss in the shower

 

[NewToVolCountry]

That's the closest I come to golden shower shiz

 

[VOLtownUSA]

I do have a problem missing the toilet bowl though :blush:

 

[NewToVolCountry]

It's kinda weird I guess

 

[VOLtownUSA]

lulz

 

[VOLtownUSA]

A little

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Haha sometimes the stream isnt connected at first and I'm like a machine gun, spray and pray

 

[VOLtownUSA]

How'd you like the draft NEW?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Then sometimes during a piss I randomly shiver and at the end I pat myself on the back if I kept it in the bowl

 

[VOLtownUSA]

lulz I'm like a fire hose, but it doesn't last long

 

[VOLtownUSA]

The shiver is the worst :lol:

 

[NewToVolCountry]

How'd you like the draft NEW?

Upset with some picks, agreed with others. I don't really follow an NFL though. Lions had a great draft, Bucs too

 

[VOLtownUSA]

I almost got the ceiling once

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Girls have it so easy in some respects

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Upset with some picks, agreed with others. I don't really follow an NFL though. Lions had a great draft, Bucs too

Same, I just watched some of it because nothing else was on

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Damn son

 

[VOLtownUSA]

True

 

[NewToVolCountry]

That's another thing. Waking up and you can't even get that sucker pointed down and you can't sit down cause it won't fit. FUUU!!!