Random, Thoughts, X,XXIV

[Behr]

stupid geese. They take massive chits all over the place

Yea, but they outside enjoying the fresh air and they saying "stupit hoomans, sittin inside on the innerwebz all day crapping they pants".....

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I have to deal with the blooming idiot again today, so I will be having a alcoholic beverage this evening.

 

[theFallGuy]

Yea, but they outside enjoying the fresh air and they saying "stupit hoomans, sittin inside on the innerwebz all day crapping they pants".....

you wear depends?

 

[Behr]

you wear depends?

No, I don't have time to change them every 10 minutes.

 

[Danl]

I have to deal with the blooming idiot again today, so I will be having a alcoholic beverage this evening.

Hey, ORB. I think I found your maintenance guy in action.....

 

[PEPPERJAX]

@Danl, I’ve been meaning to tell you about this guy that lives down river road. A friend of mine was visiting someone he knows. The guy told my friend he had something to show him. He took him in his bedroom. My friend said the dude had a bunch of female mannequins dressed in lingerie, in different poses. All were facing his bed. The guy said the girls like watching him getting undressed and sleeping. Creepy.

 

[82_VOL_83]

stupid geese. They take massive chits all over the place

Should wipe them the F out! They like F'ing Yankees. They came from Canada and stayed.

 

[theFallGuy]

Should wipe them the F out! They like F'ing Yankees. They came from Canada and stayed.

 

[theFallGuy]

don't know if ya'll realized this, but it's marthaflockin' Friday

 

[Behr]

That's a Zone first.

First time somebody got triggered over Canadian geese.

 

[82_VOL_83]

I hope the bishes come live in your yard and chit on yo deck.

 

[theFallGuy]

I hope the bishes come live in your yard and chit on yo deck.

they frequent the neighbors yard so I'm glad they stay over there. If they come in my yard I might shoot them with a pellet gun. The park not far from my house is covered in bird chit because they hang out around the pond

 

[theFallGuy]

speakin of which I've been trying to rid my back yard of 2 chipmunks for a couple of months now. Lil bastards. This morning there was a hawk on my fence. I hope he kills them.

 

[tnuhcvols]

Bottle rockets work best *on geesae

 

[NorCalVol67]

 

[82_VOL_83]

they frequent the neighbors yard so I'm glad they stay over there. If they come in my yard I might shoot them with a pellet gun. The park not far from my house is covered in bird chit because they hang out around the pond

IF you think they are bad in TN, you should go to OH. They don't let you shoot them at all up there. There are herds of the damn things. They start crossing the roads and people stop and just watch them. Can back traffic up for as much as 5 minutes there's so many of them. You literally can walk right up to them.....could kill them with a good pellet pistol.

 

[Behr]

speakin of which I've been trying to rid my back yard of 2 chipmunks for a couple of months now. Lil bastards. This morning there was a hawk on my fence. I hope he kills them.

1. How have you been tryin to rid of them?

2. Why are tryin to rid of them?

3. What is wrong with you?

 

[theFallGuy]

1. How have you been tryin to rid of them?

2. Why are tryin to rid of them?

3. What is wrong with you?

Because they are eating my wifes herbs and destroying her beds. Also driving the dog crazy. She killed 2 last year. In previous years they've gone up into my gutters. I stopped that by putting a cover on my gutter spout.

 

[malinoisvol]

Should wipe them the F out! They like F'ing Yankees. They came from Canada and stayed.

They taste good, tho.

 

[theFallGuy]

I also suspect they killed one of my freshly planted boxwoods by burrowing all underneath it.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Bottle rockets work best *on geesae

Wonder if they will eat Alka Seltzer?

 

[82_VOL_83]

I also suspect they killed one of my freshly planted boxwoods by burrowing all underneath it.

Sure they aren't Voles?

 

[82_VOL_83]

 

[theFallGuy]

Sure they aren't Voles?

I ain't sure of nothin! Damn varmints!

 

[vol445]

Poor Alvin and simon