Random, Thoughts, X,XXIV

[TopsideVol]

Nothing like ice or even medical marijuana would help that. Need Vodka or whiskey but you can’t do that.

 

[Coastypop]

You got this Weezer, call me if you need to …. bot for business dude

 

[Behr]

Do you even have a daughter? I don't ever remember you mentioning one. And didn't you use to show us sexy pics of chupa?

Joe knows I'm teasing.

Lol, no I don't have any chirrens. I know joy knows you're teasing. I ought to whoop your ass for making me explain all this. And I don't need to be top dog, Windy could handle you. Lulz.

On a serious note, take care of yourself, I include you in my prayers, even though I always feel strange mentioning Weezer. But, its all good, he knows who I'm talking about.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Have you been hit in the groin with an aluminum bat before, Weezer?

 

[joevol33]

I've even been using ice packs, but nothing really dulls the pain.

If you need help with that, I'm here! Seriously, hope you feel better.

 

[joevol33]

You got this Weezer, call me if you need to …. bot for business dude

Look who it is!

 

[TopsideVol]

Look who it is!

Just another old guy! Smh

 

[TopsideVol]

Have you been hit in the groin with an aluminum bat before, Weezer?

I’ve got a bat let’s test the the testes.

 

[joevol33]

Just another old guy! Smh

Coasty has had me on ignore for a record time ,

*its a joke

 

[TopsideVol]

Well you do have a 150,000 reasons to be ignored.

 

[TopsideVol]

Kind of like Butch and 8.2 million reasons not to give a damn

 

[TopsideVol]

.

 

[malinoisvol]

I've been so damn sore since surgery last Monday. I'm miserable.

What kinda hernia, other than the kind that hurts, did you have?

 

[Tin Man]

I haven't had painkillers since midday Wednesday.

Good on ya, Weez. I do not care for opioids. They give me the heebie jeebies.

 

[Tin Man]

I've even been using ice packs

Rotate bags of frozen peas, corn, mixed veggies. Once you're healed, you can eat the contents, later.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Rotate bags of frozen peas, corn, mixed veggies. Once you're healed, you can eat the contents, later.

You know he’ll get confused. By the end of the day he’ll have frostbite on his balls and balls in his mouth.

 

[TopsideVol]

Dog in Oklahoma pretends to be stray to get free McDonald’s hamburgers, owner says
If you see my dog @ the McDonald's on shields, quit feeding her fat a-- bc she don't know how to act & be leaving the house all the time to go walking to McDonald's at night. She's not even a stray dog," Reyes, of Oklahoma City, explained.
Lol
Good dog

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I act homeless for the same reason.

 

[Weezer]

I act homeless for the same reason.

First read, I swear I saw "I ate homeless"

I believed you..

 

[Behr]

I act homeless for the same reason.

I thought that was you out in front of the Blue Oyster when I drove by the other night.

 

[rocytop2624]

I think there should be a second floor "observation deck" at Walmart, complete with a full bar.

With a all you can eat waffle house

 

[rocytop2624]

Dog in Oklahoma pretends to be stray to get free McDonald’s hamburgers, owner says
If you see my dog @ the McDonald's on shields, quit feeding her fat a-- bc she don't know how to act & be leaving the house all the time to go walking to McDonald's at night. She's not even a stray dog," Reyes, of Oklahoma City, explained.
Lol
Good dog

I bet this is Behr.

 

[joevol33]

What if holding your pee was an Olympic sport

 

[Weezer]

With a all you can eat waffle house

True story, I ran into an all you can eat promotion at a WH in Arkansas once. I myself am not small, but one of the buddies with me was even bigger(though not quite 95 large). They ended the promotion early because of us.

 

[Souce]

Waffle House gives me gas!!