Random, Thoughts, X,XXIV

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#14,476
@malinoisvol

I would reply to your post above, but then I would have to see the photo again, and I still haven't recovered from the first time.

What on earth did you do to your poor toenails???
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And no, no additional photos are required. Verbal is plenty fine.
 
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VolNExile said:
@malinoisvol

I would reply to your post above, but then I would have to see the photo again, and I still haven't recovered from the first time.

What on earth did you do to your poor toenails???
ohmy.gif
And no, no additional photos are required. Verbal is plenty fine.
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Grape crushing accident.

















#notmyfeetlol:D
 
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#14,490
Posting this here, as I don't think it qualifies for the Truly Random Thoughts thread.

A little ditty about hosers in mudtime (lyrics below):



Well more rain than we'd seen for a thousand years
Caused financial joys and biblical fears
It caused some smiles it caused some tears
But more to the point of our story
For The first time in the collective memory,
That old brown prairie that had been so dry for so long was very muddy
Boggy and sticky
We'd pull one truck out and get another stuck in
And motors would roar and tires would spin
We'd sink right down, down to the diff, and we'd all take turns and do it again
Till no one could move, we'd call one more friend,
Come on out here, we need you... bring your truck

The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck
Got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up
But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
Which eventually pulled out the Ford
And the Dodge

I got me stuck in the mud, so I couldn't rehearse
And Chavez too has missed his work
Reggie, he now fears the worst, he stood up his ex wife she called him a jerk
Course Holtman didn't have nothing better do to, 'cept ranch.

The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck
Got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up
But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
Which eventually pulled out the Ford

Well it was truck after truck, we all got stuck
'Cept the big old four by hutterite truck
We all thought "lord are we in luck!"
But he wouldn't come anywhere near us,
Mighty neighborly, mighty neighborly.

We used a lot of our backs, a little of our brains
We jacked up the jacks, and snugged up the chains,
We all did our very best to refrain from shovelin'.
We put what timber we had, underneath the wheels
And we was all out of sand, but managed to steal
Two sacks of the best modern canola seed you ever did see,
That 'oughta give us some traction

The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck
Got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up
But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
Which eventually pulled out the Ford

We spread genetically modified canola seed
That was genetically modified for controlling the weeds
And for big old yields and margarine oil, raised hell all over that native prairie soil.
Agriculture Canada is definitely gonna be looking for us
 
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So I am sitting there eating lunch, minding my own bizness.
Wifey: OH MY GOSH.....THE CAT IS EATING A DEAD MOUSE ON THE FRONT PORCH!!!
Me: Well, it is lunchtime, and that is what cats do.
Wifey: But what if that mouse had got into some poison and it makes the cat sick?
Me thinking: one less cat to feed?
Me: Can I at least finish my lunch?
Wifey: Please hurry up! Kids, get the cat and hold on to her until daddy can get rid of the mouse.
I had to BURY the doggone mouse.
 
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superdave1984 said:
So I am sitting there eating lunch, minding my own bizness.
Wifey: OH MY GOSH.....THE CAT IS EATING A DEAD MOUSE ON THE FRONT PORCH!!!
Me: Well, it is lunchtime, and that is what cats do.
Wifey: But what if that mouse had got into some poison and it makes the cat sick?
Me thinking: one less cat to feed?
Me: Can I at least finish my lunch?
Wifey: Please hurry up! Kids, get the cat and hold on to her until daddy can get rid of the mouse.
I had to BURY the doggone mouse.
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I would always fling them by the tail way into the woods.

I used to save them in my freezer for a local owl rehabilitator until my visiting mother-in-law found them one day. It was quite a chat. 🤪
 
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VolNExile said:
I would always fling them by the tail way into the woods.

I used to save them in my freezer for a local owl rehabilitator until my visiting mother-in-law found them one day. It was quite a chat. 🤪
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You say that, but I know it was for that hot witch thing you all do at Halloween. I'm coming this year!!
 
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