Random Thoughts XXXII

[rmsmith]

Corey Alexander Turner, 22, was arrested in Savannah for failing to vaccinate and register his pets.

 

[rmsmith]

Toni Day was arrested in Norcross on charges of prostitution and escorting without a license.

 

[rmsmith]

Kenneth Piper, 26, was arrested in Canton for allegedly stealing a woman's debit card and using it to go on a shopping spree at Walmart.

 

[rmsmith]

Max Reinhart, a UGA professor, was arrested after soliciting sex from an undercover detective in Norcross. Reinhart was dressed as Sasha (r) when he was arrested.

 

[DD4ME]

Finished moving into my office today. Discounts for all Zoners in Middle TN. Stop by and say hello

I can't speak Spanish.

 

[HOAV]

I just had sex

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Did he leave satisfied?

 

[BadJerry20]

Did he leave satisfied?

Curious about Dirtys skill level are you?

 

[rmsmith]

Did he leave satisfied?

 

[Weezer]

Toni Day was arrested in Norcross on charges of prostitution and escorting without a license.

And to think, Da'Rick left that behind when he came to UT. Bet he's kicking himself now over that one.

 

[Weezer]

Max Reinhart, a UGA professor, was arrested after soliciting sex from an undercover detective in Norcross. Reinhart was dressed as Sasha (r) when he was arrested.

This one looks like BJ's type.

 

[rmsmith]

Curious about Dirtys skill level are you?

 

[rmsmith]

sadly this one looks more like a woman

than this one

 

[Weezer]

Kenneth Piper, 26, was arrested in Canton for allegedly stealing a woman's debit card and using it to go on a shopping spree at Walmart.

Well now we know where Voxx's been.

 

[rmsmith]

what about this one weez?

Sheena Moore, 24; her father, Gerald Moore, 49; and her boyfriend John Gulley are accused of attacking Brittany Rager and trying to cut off her fingers with gardening shears

 

[Weezer]

Don Fenters, 82, was arrested in Myrtle Beach, S.C., for paying a 29-year-old woman, Alisha Phillips, for sex. Phillips was also charged with drug possession.

First off, props to the old man if he's really 82. Viagra does wonders. Second, what kind of a hooker doesn't do drugs, so no surprise there. If I'm the cop making the bust, I let 'em off with a warning. Seriously, dude's 82 and still looking to get laid. I'm impressed.

 

[rmsmith]

Academy Award-winning actress Reese Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth were arrested in Atlanta on Apr. 19, 2013. Toth was charged with DUI, while Witherspoon was charged with disorderly conduct.

 

[rmsmith]

First off, props to the old man if he's really 82. Viagra does wonders. Second, what kind of a hooker doesn't do drugs, so no surprise there. If I'm the cop making the bust, I let 'em off with a warning. Seriously, dude's 82 and still looking to get laid. I'm impressed.

that's what i was thinking!!

 

[Weezer]

what about this one weez?

Sheena Moore, 24; her father, Gerald Moore, 49; and her boyfriend John Gulley are accused of attacking Brittany Rager and trying to cut off her fingers with gardening shears

I got nothin', but I am wondering what their reasoning was.

 

[rmsmith]

A naked man was running around Buckhead Village after midnight. Several officers tried to corral the nude dude, but he "would not get out of the roadway and attempted to grab a MARTA bus," an officer wrote. The man was also cursing, talking to himself, and "would not put his clothing on." If that wasn't enough, he also was shaking his moneymaker at the women walking by. Finally, the man confessed that, yep, he'd dropped acid earlier. Quickly, police called for medics to examine him. Our tripping man told a female medic, "Let's just go home and have an orgy, you know where it is." Minutes later he yelled, "Turn the fu***** music up, let's have a party!" Despite that creative suggestion, he was taken to jail instead. The psychedelic sex machine, 20, is from Acworth.

 

[Weezer]

Academy Award-winning actress Reese Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth were arrested in Atlanta on Apr. 19, 2013. Toth was charged with DUI, while Witherspoon was charged with disorderly conduct.

Reese Witherspoon, I've liked her since the rollercoaster scene in Fear. I'd hit it.

 

[rmsmith]

I got nothin', but I am wondering what their reasoning was.

Their goal, she says, was to sabotage her career as a tattoo artist.

"Shena put my pinkie in (the shears) and said, 'This all could have been avoided if I had just not told her that her boyfriend was cheating on her,'" Rager said.

 

[rmsmith]

Reese Witherspoon, I've liked her since the rollercoaster scene in Fear. I'd hit it.

oh yeah fo sho!

 

[rmsmith]

Reese Witherspoon, I've liked her since the rollercoaster scene in Fear. I'd hit it.

the dashcam video was hilarious. she kept shouting 'do you know who i am?'

 

[rmsmith]

lulz i heard about this one

A smooth-talker with a marijuana joint tucked into his sock tried to go through security at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport. When a police officer asked the man if the joint belonged to him, the man explained that he needs marijuana because he has ADD. "I asked him if he had a prescription for the suspected marijuana — he said he did not," the officer noted. As the officer started to arrest him, the man played the sympathy card and told the cop he was headed to a funeral in Houston. When that didn't work, he played the prestige card. According to the police report, the man said he had a "$50 million dollar contract with Delta as CEO of his own company" and flashed a Delta contractor ID badge and an airport personnel badge. No one was impressed. Airport workers confiscated the badges and the man went to jail.