"As of now, I am at a Family wedding in Branson, Missouri. I've been here for about 4 days now, and already I can tell that Missouri ****ing sucks. It is hot, it is humid, the people smell, and everyone is either named Louis or Stan. The buildings all have A/C, but not the good 'keep-the-sweltering-heat-away" A/C, it's more like the 'breeze-on-your-sweat-beads' type. Also, Branson was called the 'Las Vegas of the South', but it is little more than a few restaurants and indoor pools with too much chlorine all built around each other. And what the **** is up with the Country music?
G** D**n Missouri."