Random Thoughts XXXII

[Freak]

speaking of wives. Mine baked me a cake today. You could have anchored a ship with the sum*****.

You can't complain about a wife who bakes, regardless of the edibility of the final product.

 

[bubbacurry1]

You can't complain about a wife who bakes, regardless of the edibility of the final product.

easy for you to say, you didnt have to eat any of the damned thing.

 

[vol_in_ar]

You can't complain about a wife who bakes, regardless of the edibility of the final product.

at least not to her face

 

[Weezer]

You can't complain about a wife who bakes, regardless of the edibility of the final product.

You can when she expects you to find some way to eat it. If you don't, she cries, then all hell breaks loose.

 

[Freak]

Freak, I'm assuming you still have your day job, so how do you possibly juggle that with VN and family? One of the mods must be supplying you some meth or something. lulz

Actually I'm doing a renovation project right now, which is taking up more time than my day job at present.

 

[Freak]

You can when she expects you to find some way to eat it. If you don't, she cries, then all hell breaks loose.

:lol:

Next thing you know someone is sleeping on the couch.

 

[bubbacurry1]

my wife could bake a cake with a file in it and the file would taste better than the cake and would probably be softer.

 

[Freak]

nt wife could bake a cake with a file in it and the file would taste better than the cake and would probably be softer.

You unappreciative bastard. How dare you.

 

[Weezer]

:lol:

Next thing you know someone is sleeping on the couch.

Or in today's world, worse. Never know what might make a woman decide to go all Lorena Bobbitt on you. :loco:

 

[MY3*VOLS]

You unappreciative bastard. How dare you.

Im preparing my special football forum thread.
Tell the other mods to back off. :lol:
I'll keep it classy and informative.

 

[Freak]

Im preparing my special football forum thread.
Tell the other mods to back off. :lol:
I'll keep it classy and informative.

You're a zoner. Can't allow it.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

To quote every woman, I've ever had sex with, "I'm in for a long night!"

 

[Orangeslice13]

To quote every woman, I've ever had sex with, "I'm in for a long night!"

What was her name?

 

[MY3*VOLS]

What was her name?

*his

 

[BadJerry20]

What was her name?

And how much did you pay her?

 

[MY3*VOLS]

You're a zoner. Can't allow it.

That's rude. Need to move to a PC to make a poll.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

What was her name?

Red.

 

[Weezer]

With as much lunacy as comes out of the ff, how can any post there really be seen as trolling?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Fell asleep on the couch and woke up thinking it was 9:30. I was so damned confused

 

[Orangeslice13]

Red.

You don't have that kinda money........yet.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

You don't have that kinda money........yet.

Trust me, what I got, money can't buy.

 

[Weezer]

Where'd Freak go? I wanted to request a new title. I want to be a VolNation New Age Guru.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Where'd Freak go? I wanted to request a new title. I want to be a VolNation New Age Guru.

Funny how I arrive, and he leaves. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmm.

 

[bubbacurry1]

whats the difference in an Ipad and a laptop?

 

[Hobock]

Trust me, what I got, money can't buy.

Yep. Manners. Lawn-chair hog.