Random Thoughts XXXII

[Weezer]

Quick review for those just showing up:

Bubba is mad again about the lack of attention he's getting.

TP is trying to buy a slave.

Volgal showed back up after a long hiatus.

Weezer hates liars.

Hobock and weezer may or may not be mad at each other.

32 felt bad about some stuff he said at the game.

My wife got sunburned at the game and now has raccoon eyes.

I don't hate liars, I hate being lied to. I don't waste energy hating people. I waste it hating their actions.

I am not mad at Hobock. I let things roll off me like water off a duck's ass. Just a simple disagreement.

 

[BadJerry20]

Call me old fashioned but I still drink to get drunk.

Drinking just to drink is Stoopit

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I'm confused.

 

[heartvols]

Drinking just to drink is Stoopit

Exactly.

 

[Weezer]

What if she reacts quickly and blocks it or catches it and throws it back at you like a sex ninja?

If she's a sex ninja, it won't matter if you yell surprise. Ninja reflexes are automatic. She would dodge and deliver a karate chop to his testicles.

 

[BadJerry20]

Cheesy poofs

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Call me old fashioned but I still drink to get drunk.

That's the way it should be. Wine and beer snobs piss me off.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Cheesy poofs

This is why you can't get drunk! The cheesy poof absorbs the alcohol for a slow release capsule type situation.

 

[Volz4lif3]

So Ron's wife is a sex ninja.. It's gotta be true..

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I'm confused.

You just gave the review!

 

[heartvols]

I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

You just gave the review!

Does this mean we will all fail the test?

 

[Weezer]

This is why you can't get drunk! The cheesy poof absorbs the alcohol for a slow release capsule type situation.

In that case, drink more.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer.

#groce

 

[Slydell]

Call me old fashioned but I still drink to get drunk.

Is there another factual reason?

 

[BadJerry20]

This is why you can't get drunk! The cheesy poof absorbs the alcohol for a slow release capsule type situation.

I was talking about stuff vanishing.

 

[Toujours Pret]

I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer.

How do they eat pizza without opposable thumbs?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I was talking about stuff vanishing.

Well, quit eating them all and they would still be in the bag.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Heart is old fashioned.

 

[KappinSpaulding]

That's the way it should be. Wine and beer snobs piss me off.

I get called a beer snob all of the time. I take notes and critique my beer. I do like to grab some PBR and get hammered sometimes too.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

How do they eat pizza without opposable thumbs?

They lay it flat on their hand. It is clearly shown in the television show.

Have you no refinement at all to not know the grace of the turtles?

 

[Spartacavolus]

How do they eat pizza without opposable thumbs?

well how the hell do they hold their weapons then

 

[VolGal423]

They don't even say cowabunga anymore.

 

[Hobock]

I don't hate liars, I hate being lied to. I don't waste energy hating people. I waste it hating their actions.

I am not mad at Hobock. I let things roll off me like water off a duck's ass. Just a simple disagreement.

 

[BadJerry20]

well how the hell do they hold their weapons then

Stick em