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Wouldn't you think that with the amount of turkey cooking tips on tv every year that everyone would be an expert by now?

Cooking a turkey must be as difficult as flying a MiG 29
 
I'm happy because I know you're in an insulated deer stand with the heat on and you are wearing your Arkansas sweatpants. Pour you some more coffee and stfu, your gonna scare all the deer.

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happy Tday zoners. I really don't like today. Bout to head to Memphis to go sit with family that might as well be people I've never met. Actually would be less tense and fun that way.
Started out with 3 piles of 'rrhea from my lab in the den. Perfect start.
 
Smitty, start making off-color comments about your wife to the in-laws. Then hit on a sister-in-law or her moms. Should make for quality entertainment.

I agree with Bubba. Wtf is so happy about today? Too damn commercialized. Moved away from its roots a long time ago.

But if you actually enjoy the day, Happy Thanksgiving. Be thankful that you can actually enjoy the day.
 
You have to be a dumbass to be out in 23 degree weather. Apparently I qualify.
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It was 10 when I got outa my truck this morning in Crossville. Passed on some does. Had a flock of about 30 turkeys walk right in front of me.
 
Day has turned out quite nicely. Weather is great. Sitting here having some Imperial Mixed nuts for lunch.
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Still waiting for the day to get better. Don't think it's gonna happen. Thanksgiving was so much better when I was a kid.
 
Brother wouldnt let lenny in the condo so we ate and ran. He has brought random people, dogs, cats etc the thanksgiving for the last 25 years, but Lenny spent thanksgiving in the car and I cut our visit 3 hrs short.
Perfect and early ending. Off to family #2.
 
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