Reasons we fixin to whip Georgias ass this year!! (A VN Classic)

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I work at a call center for WOW cable and aside from people yelling at me all day, this helped me through. Haha haven't laughed this hard in a while.:eek:lol:
 
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Smokie_is_my_dude said:
90% of the people on this board wouldnt know a joke if it came up and slit thier throat........
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I know. It's discouraging. Was their sense of absurd humor killed at birth or what? How could they possibly enjoy life without Monty Python or Mel Brooks or bosgap? They might get a kick out of someone breaking a leg or something, though. Or, fart sounds.
 
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volfan2010 said:
These is some of the reasons we gone whip Georgias ass this year


1. They sorry ass hell.

2. Mark Rich is a damn idiot and he has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Dooley wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy position. Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3.They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4.They quarterback is a freshman and he is short as hell.

5.They running back Caleb King aint gone stay healthy.

6. They defense is new and that Grantham fella aint never been no count as a coordinator no where.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. Them damn dogs will be last in the country in turnovers again.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascot and they cheerleaders is ugly.

11. They fans is stupid and Athens is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Dooley is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach Mark Rich with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We took all they best recruits last year, Rodgers, Neal, James and them sissies feelings is hurt about it.

16. Chuck Smith is clearly gone be the best assistant on the field that day.

17. Our dog is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be played all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we always WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My prediction is 39-5 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!
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Bigvoldaddy, is that you?
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volfan2010 said:
Hell I thought we was taking Vols football. I didn't know this Damn site doubled as the Damn hooked on phonics grammar mechanics forum. Some of Yall sound like some Damn undercover uga sissies in disguise.
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fantastic.
 
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Can we please stop talking about winning games ahead in our schedule? We aren't good enough to do that. Not even close. Lets focus on one game at a time.
 
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