Reasons we fixin to whip oregons ass this year!!

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1. They sorry as hell.

2. Helfrich is a damn idiot and has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Butch wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy posision.
Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3. They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4. They quarterback is a thug and he is short as hell.

5. They running back aint gone stay healthy.

6. They defense is weak ass heck and that aliotti fella aint never been no count as a coordinator no where.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. Them damn ducks will be last in the county in turnovers.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascot and they cheerleaders is ugly.

11. They fans is stupid and eugene is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Jones is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach helfrich with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We got better recruits last year, and them sissies feelings is hurt about it.

16. Coach Thig is clearly gone be the best assistant on the field that day.

17. Our mascot is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be played all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we will WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My predictions is 39-5 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!
 
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1. They sorry as hell.

2. Helfrich is a damn idiot and has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Butch wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy posision.
Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3. They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4. They quarterback is a thug and he is short as hell.

5. They running back aint gone stay healthy.

6. They defense is weak ass heck and that aliotti fella aint never been no count as a coordinator no where.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. Them damn ducks will be last in the county in turnovers.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascot and they cheerleaders is ugly.

11. They fans is stupid and eugene is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Jones is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach helfrich with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We got better recruits last year, and them sissies feelings is hurt about it.

16. Coach Thig is clearly gone be the best assistant on the field that day.

17. Our mascot is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be played all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we will WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My predictions is 39-5 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!

Only thing I would take exception to is number 10! I don't think their mascot is half bad!:p
 
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This redo is pretty decent. I liked the "smack em in the d**n mouth" one a year or two back as well. Wonder if you could pull that one and change GA or whoever it was too.
 
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as an alumni,this is an embarrassment. glad it goes no further than here. As an aside, I am 150 miles south from arctic circle and ran across a UT fan yesterday.GBO
 
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as an alumni,this is an embarrassment. glad it goes no further than here. As an aside, I am 150 miles south from arctic circle and ran across a UT fan yesterday.GBO

It's a joke/redo thread from a guy a couple years ago.

Well at least I don't think he is completely serious AND a plagiarist.

Just a pump up/joke thread. People added stupid/assanine things to it last time
 
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1. They sorry as hell.

2. Helfrich is a damn idiot and has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Butch wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy posision.
Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3. They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4. They quarterback is a thug and he is short as hell.

5. They running back aint gone stay healthy.

6. They defense is weak ass heck and that aliotti fella aint never been no count as a coordinator no where.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. Them damn ducks will be last in the county in turnovers.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascot and they cheerleaders is ugly.

11. They fans is stupid and eugene is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Jones is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach helfrich with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We got better recruits last year, and them sissies feelings is hurt about it.

16. Coach Thig is clearly gone be the best assistant on the field that day.

17. Our mascot is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be played all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we will WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My predictions is 39-5 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!


one thang I still ain't never understand is why the hale people be makin fun us vawl fans!
 
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as an alumni,this is an embarrassment. glad it goes no further than here. As an aside, I am 150 miles south from arctic circle and ran across a UT fan yesterday.GBO

I'm not sure if you've been around long enough to have experienced the original. Someone should link it...
 
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1. They sorry as hell.

2. Helfrich is a damn idiot and has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Butch wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy posision.
Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3. They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4. They quarterback is a thug and he is short as hell.

5. They running back aint gone stay healthy.

6. They defense is weak ass heck and that aliotti fella aint never been no count as a coordinator no where.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. Them damn ducks will be last in the county in turnovers.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascot and they cheerleaders is ugly.

11. They fans is stupid and eugene is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Jones is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach helfrich with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We got better recruits last year, and them sissies feelings is hurt about it.

16. Coach Thig is clearly gone be the best assistant on the field that day.

17. Our mascot is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be played all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we will WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My predictions is 39-5 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!
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It's a joke/redo thread from a guy a couple years ago.

Well at least I don't think he is completely serious AND a plagiarist.

Just a pump up/joke thread. People added stupid/assanine things to it last time

In that case I may give the op a like. I thought he might be the idiot fat kid on utube that makes us look like a bunch of idiots!
 
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Go Vols!

Bring down the house!!

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