Had a presentation in Memphis this past week.
Our brass was there. Funny, they gave us a moment to intro ourselves. Sidebar, which I loathe doing. Its like we all know who one another are, how much furtherance does me telling you something interesting about myself, give you?
Our area boss is based in the Devil's Den, aka Nicky's Safe Place, aka the River Styx, aka Birmingham. Really dont like doing this crap, so. I decided to troll him.
'Hey my name is... one interesting thing about me is that in 1999 I witnessed Tennessee dismantle Alamaba in Tuscaloosa. Would have witnessed it in 2022, but the Company had a mandatory training that day. But, I'll bear witness to it this Saturday'
I saw his eyes grow. Then, I knew, he was a Bammer. Instead of that gruff 'row Tahd' one normally hears from Bammers. All he could do was lament about 'that game.'
What can you do, as a Bammer? I say today we send Nicky packing to the Central Florida coast.