Recruiting Football Talk VII

[Orange.]

Mmmm Bama tears

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Saban never won anything at Bama without buying top recruiting classes every year, beginning with his first class.

 

[DD4ME]

Bear with the spam. Sitting in the terminal for the fourth hour now waiting to board.

 

[GVol1966]

We are just speculating that Lane made more promises than his collective could cash. He’s had multiple guys now that committed to him out of the portal and ended up flipping to someone else.

Ole miss devised a plan to keep him from thinking about any of the HC job openings.
Says “lane, get anyone you want, we’ll buy a championship . Blank check “
Now that the vacancies are filled,
We ain’t got that kinda money

 

[MarcoVol]

Ole miss devised a plan to keep him from thinking about any of the HC job openings.
Says “lane, get anyone you want, we’ll buy a championship . Blank check “
Now that the vacancies are filled,
We ain’t got that kinda money

He wasn’t going anywhere anyway.

1) nobody tried to hire him
2) already makes $9M/yr

 

[Glitch]

From 7am departure to past 10...sitting next to a Bama fan. Says his mom is a vols fan so not sure where she went wrong.

Is she there? If she is there, punch her in the face. That is the only reasonable course of action.

 

[Orange.]

Has it dawned on the Bama cult yet that Saban lied to the face of every new player in their program?

 

[volinbama256]

From the Bama side this week, following some transfers:

They weren't worried about the state of college football when they raided GaTech for their best RB, bragged about taking UGA's best WR, stole Vandy's best OL, the list goes on and on

But now that they have to play by the same rules as everyone else, it's just wrong!! Oh no!!

Absolutely delusional and Pathetic--- good lawd the la la land these bammerz have lived in for so long... SMH

 

[DD4ME]

Is she there? If she is there, punch her in the face. That is the only reasonable course of action.

She was not and I think he was military so. I did ask his thoughts on DeBoer. They were brief.

I would like to punch this guy that smells like BO in the center seat though. Could he a long 2 hours.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Also from Bama fans:

College Football is dead.

Intra-conference transfers should be banned!

Players these days...

A whole lot of tough talk too. I like their posters that think they are Saban and speak authoritatively about how losing these All-Americans won't hurt because they're BAMA.

I wish I could capture more but their mods have done a tremendous job deleting the kneejerk, emotional, fleeting thought posts. They are drama queens! It's the best!!!





I simply cannot get enough of them having this crash course in what college football is like for literally every single other fanbase.

Alabama pointing the finger at unfair practices absolutely perfectly embodies the spiderman pointing at other spiderman
memes.

Instead of running to find that. Since its Bama, I chose this one.
Spiderman like dat donkey.

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

Hey gambler peeps that use MGM

What is the deal with the first bet? I've only ever used fanduel and my first bet was refunded after I lost

Does it work that way with MGM? I've read like 3 different things.

 

[Orange.]

All this time they thought Tuscaloosa was the south's premier destination, and they're just now figuring out it was all Saban. This is gonna be fun.

And by "Saban," of course, you mean the special privilege of cheating with impunity and having the media lie about it that was the basis for the fraud Saban's underserved reputation. He's a quack.

 

[knoxvol52]

If you live in KY you're probably married to your cousin.

Jerry Lee Lewis married his cousin, though it was okay I guess she was 1st cousin once removed..

Great Balls of Fire...

 

[Vols410]

And by that, of course, you mean the special privilege of cheating with impunity and having the media lie about it that was the basis for the fraud Saban's underserved reputation. He's a quack.

So from your perspective what’s changed? If the only factor here is rampant cronyism and Bama favoritism, why wouldn’t we expect DeBoer to get the same benefits?

 

[DD4ME]

Bama Podcaster filling chalices full of tears

 

[Glitch]

Jerry Lee Lewis married his cousin, though it was okay I guess she was 1st cousin once removed..

Great Balls of Fire...

If he had balls of fire, it was from all the strange he was getting while out on the roads for weeks and months on end.

 

[Glitch]

Bama Podcaster filling chalices full of tears

The program is much bigger than one player.... Is it much bigger than 15-20 players? Or 30? How many have decommitted and/or transferred since the crimson midget stepped aside. I was going to say stepped down, but how can someone so very short actually step down from the lofty height that they were already at?

 

[DD4ME]

Long career.

 

[BarrythesnoUT]

Bama Podcaster filling chalices full of tears

Bama tears are the best tears.

 

[Orange.]

"Aight, we didn’t buy one player, aight. But I don’t know if we’re going to be able to sustain that in the future because more and more people are doing it."

-- The liar, cheat, and fraud Nick Saban
[the quote is verbatim]

Then he ran away.

 

[jpope9]

Bama Podcaster filling chalices full of tears

 

[SpringBokVol]

Also, a recipe for disaster is hiring a bunch of head coaches on your staff and then watching them fight for power!

 

[Jimmy Football]

It is uniquely delightful watching Bama fans become suddenly exposed to the brutal realities of this sport that almost everyone else has been dealing with for several years.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Jerry Lee Lewis married his cousin, though it was okay I guess she was 1st cousin once removed..

Great Balls of Fire...

If my cousin looked like that, Id be super happy for her. Wish her luck. And then tell her Dad she needs to wear a jacket.

 

[DD4ME]

If Saban was a black hole sucking in talent to Bama then his departure has returned Tuscaloosa to the butthole it is. A glorius 5 star shooting butthole of portal magic.

 

[screenthis]

Jerry Lee Lewis married his cousin, though it was okay I guess she was 1st cousin once removed..

Great Balls of Fire...

Great family tree there between him and his brother.