tl;dr Got my azz spanked at skool.
We had a big fat, pompous, sadistic high-school principal who loved to spank any time he would invent a reason. I think he pleasured himself with his paddle behind closed doors.
Now, one of my best friends and I had come to the conclusion that one of our teachers was a time suck, so we started skipping that class to go read books in the library. That door (trust me) was not surveilled like the outside exits.
I guess we were amused at this idea. I don't know who eventually turned us in, but I was sent to Mr Big's office. He wanted to know what I was doing when I was supposed to be in class. I said, "Reading Dante. Trying to learn in school." He turned red-faced with anger, but I think he also started drooling a little down his chin in excitement. He gave me this choice: He was going to call my parents and tell them I am suspended from school for three days for skipping class and sassing the principal (which would have gone over horribly at home)
or take two swats from prized paddle. Hurt like hell. But in college I was able to claim to great amusement that I was literally beaten at school for reading during world lit class.
But I had a different friend who was pretty unruly, gave no Fs, and liked to joy ride when he skipped school, which was a lot. And apparently based on some of the stories he told, no one at home gave a F, either. He didn't play school. One day I told him my story, and he went completely lmfao. "That son of b-tch!" he said. He told me he finally got caught driving out of the parking lost and sent to the same Mr Big, and that Mr Big gave him two choices, too. Either take a spanking or... write a three-page book report.
