Recruiting Football Talk VII

[Lloyd_Christmas]

Hope everyone is safe from the storms this evening/tonight/tomorrow. Nasty stuff. I'll be up late watching this system.

 

[SmokinBob]

Beating UGA b2b was the best thing Butch did behind the cathartic win over UF.

One guy that never gets enough love is Berry. He broke a tackle on his own 40 on the return. Otherwise, the Dobbsnail Boot doesn't happen.

Truth!!!!

 

[COOKEVOL]

Melissa Mccarthy can be funny.

For my money though, Maya Rudolph and Kristin Wiig are funny as frick.

They are, but Cloris is the queen and Madeline Khan the duchess. If you haven’t watched Raising Hope, do.

 

[BruisedOrange]

Looks like a bad tornado in Colombia, Tennessee. Prayers to everyone in the storm’s path!

Reports say it touched down about 5 miles east of downtown Columbia, which is a mostly rural area, but there are homes out there. Praying for the best and ready to go help as soon as the request comes.

 

[Jackcrevol]

They are, but Cloris is the queen and Madeline Khan the duchess. If you haven’t watched Raising Hope, do.

cloris, carole, goldie, lilli. all funny

 

[COOKEVOL]

I grew up on SNL. Love all types of humor, people dont laugh enough. Dont need to be a potty mouth or a sailor to be funny. Sam Kinison woulda been funny without the curse words.

I liked Sam, my dad loved him.

 

[Jackcrevol]

I liked Sam, my dad loved him.

genius. a sad soul

 

[COOKEVOL]

She was pretty good looking too.
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She sure was. So was Mary Tyler Moore and Betty White to an extent (@Weezer moves to the edge of his seat).

 

[BruisedOrange]

Marquis on the request line... playing this one just for you:

 

[COOKEVOL]

cloris, carole, goldie, lilli. all funny

Teri Garr

 

[volbeast33]

This is true….. @drvenner is a broken man!!!

 

[BruisedOrange]

Teri Garr

 

[Enki_Amenra]

This thief still trying to get into my email. . . he's gonna be pissed when he spends a week working on it just to find out im broke as heck, . . . maybe it'll save someone else from getting robbed.

 

[DD4ME]

Lol

 

[DD4ME]

Oh Lawd Boise State is done.

 

[DD4ME]

 

[franklinpence]

This thief still trying to get into my email. . . he's gonna be pissed when he spends a week working on it just to find out im broke as heck, . . . maybe it'll save someone else from getting robbed.

Just wait until he hacks your VolNation account. It’s where we all make our most valuable investments.



Wait a minute….is this already the thief pretending to be Enki?

 

[Adam Sandler]

Newest Division 1 baseball projections for tournament has Tennessee as #3 National Seed.

Kentucky #1
Texas A&M #2
Tennessee #3
Clemson #4
Arkansas #5
North Carolina #6
Florida State #7
East Carolina $8

All would host Regionals and Super Regionals

Hogwash

 

[Brillovol]

Alright, morans. Just scored tix to Saturday’s game. I’ll bring some spare bat stickers just in case.

 

[TheBigOne10]

This weather sucks. Just waiting for it to push through Ooltewah and get the hell out of here. Never seen this many active tornado warnings (across the southern plateau and NE AL mainly) at one time in my life. Wild.

 

[orangebloodgmc]

I was hoping we might hear from you today.

Pray for me, that I might keep a right spirit towards the other grandparents and not think/say "racca" towards them.

There was almost a granny fight today. My better half was the smaller one, but she was P.Oed and let them know she was done putting up with their competitive manipulating b.s.

 

[Orange.]

Year 2? Aren’t we in year 4?

Sure we are. I think that was a colloquial version of what in writing is called the literary present. For example say that you're telling a story about the 22 Bama game, and you say to your friend [using present tense verbs]: "we have less than a minute to go, and Hooker makes a great throw, and Bru goes up and gets it..." He only does it in the sentence beginning "I mean...." iirc. He's recalling like it is happening. I don't mean on purpose. He's speaking very informally.

His next sentence says that then we sold out [back to the present moment and thus using the past tense to refer to a past event] a second year in a row [that is, '23]. It's more clear if you click and see it in context. I noticed what you noticed too.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Grammy could warm some sausages

 

[TheRain]

 

[Orange_Crush]