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This was just posted on my neighborhood FB page.
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I wanted to respond, "I used to but I found out that "kidnapping" was wrong and I stopped."

Mrs. Glitch said one day I would wake up and realize that I am not an old man that can just say whatever I want to say and get away with it. 😥
There are some young hooligans in my neighborhood that will be serious trouble when they hit their teenage years. They are 3 brothers and are fairly malicious.
We had some neighbors over and were discussing how to handle them.

My neighbor across the street caught one of them with a small saw starting to cut into an ornamental tree in his front yard. He told the boy to stop and then had to take the saw away when he wouldn’t. The kid then said that he would wait until they went on vacation to take care of the tree. Kid is 9-10. Parents of these kids are worthless. 😡

My suggestions: each is followed by “ and then leave them in their front yard.”
Ketamine darts.
Lasso and hog tie.
Hit with small game stun arrows.
Booby trap our cul de sac.
Water cannon.

Their teenage years have the potential to be so much fun! For me and my neighbors that is. 😈

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The image is the arrows mentioned. Didn’t want anyone to think I meant anything lethal. 😳
 
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This was just posted on my neighborhood FB page.
View attachment 641456
I wanted to respond, "I used to but I found out that "kidnapping" was wrong and I stopped."

Mrs. Glitch said one day I would wake up and realize that I am not an old man that can just say whatever I want to say and get away with it. 😥
You're married. You should already know you can't just say whatever you want and get away with it. That's probably the #1 cause of divorces.
 
There are some young hooligans in my neighborhood that will be serious trouble when they hit their teenage years. They are 3 brothers and are fairly malicious.
We had some neighbors over and were discussing how to handle them.

My neighbor across the street caught one of them with a small saw starting to cut into an ornamental tree in his front yard. He told the boy to stop and then had to take the saw away when he wouldn’t. The kid then said that he would wait until they went on vacation to take care of the tree. Kid is 9-10. Parents of these kids are worthless. 😡

My suggestions: each is followed by “ and then leave them in their front yard.”
Ketamine darts.
Lasso and hog tie.
Hit with small game stun arrows.
Booby trap our cul de sac.
Water cannon.

Their teenage years have the potential to be so much fun! For me and my neighbors that is. 😈
a couple of Harvey Updyke juniors.
 
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