Recruiting Football Talk VII

[drvenner]

I was driving around and noticed the sky looking very dark and ominous.

So, I said to Siri, "Surely, it's not going to rain today."

She replied, "Yes it is and stop calling me Shirley."

It was at that moment I realized my phone was in Airplane mode.

 

[Adam Sandler]

It's such a loser, never was program mentality to be like "Yeah, we can't score any points and we lose all the time...but the team that's smokes our ass every year runs a FAKE offense."

Low rent program.

Kind of like they’re insulting themselves

 

[CAVPUT]

Tim Duncan was the GOAT of whining and pleading to the refs…Lebron finishes second, again.

Hold my Bill Laimbeer. One of the dirtiest, most hated and over the top whiners in NBA history. Only fitting that he ends up coaching in the joke that is the wnba.

 

[jakez4ut]

That's because the Knoxville media hates Tennessee. Duh.

 

[CAVPUT]

I was driving around and noticed the sky looking very dark and ominous.

So, I said to Siri, "Surely, it's not going to rain today."

She replied, "Yes it is and stop calling me Shirley."

It was at that moment I realized my phone was in Airplane mode.

Funny and ominous at the same time. Did a deep dive into the data that Google had on me and then tried to imagine what the "government" likely has and it chills you to the bone. There's likely nothing that they don't know about each and every person in this country....legal or not. This illusion of freedom and privacy that they've foisted upon us is amazing as is their ability to convince us that control is actually a convenience. Thanks for the morning chuckle. I'm gonna grab a second cup of coffee then pull a Trippie and shed a few tears.

 

[Glitch]

Can’t go with no low rent @Glitch tortilla “guy” . His guy’s probably from a Taco Bell

Gotta go with the Texas VFL connections obviously.

Hey! My tortilla guy deals only in top quality. Although, his sweat shops are on the verge of unionizing, so I may not have a tortilla hookup for much longer. Yikes!

 

[Glitch]

 

[Glitch]

Nice try @Orangeburst

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Sounds like Beatles mischief to me!

Beatles can't even fathom what it takes to write and produce a song like Tennessee Border No. 2

 

[Enki_Amenra]

I was driving around and noticed the sky looking very dark and ominous.

So, I said to Siri, "Surely, it's not going to rain today."

She replied, "Yes it is and stop calling me Shirley."

It was at that moment I realized my phone was in Airplane mode.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Anyone wanna make a few extra $s? My neighbor needs a little help with some yard work.

He needs someone to throw a couple bales of hay on a wagon he pulls with this tractor. Only about 45 acres of hay. He says he'll supply free water. It shouldn't take long to do since you'll start at sunrise and stop at sunset or whenever the last bale is loaded.

Real easy $50/day if anyone is interested.

 

[scienceteaching_vol]

Anyone wanna make a few extra $s? My neighbor needs a little help with some yard work.

He needs someone to throw a couple bales of hay on a wagon he pulls with this tractor. Only about 45 acres of hay. He says he'll supply free water. It shouldn't take long to do since you'll start at sunrise and stop at sunset or whenever the last bale is loaded.

Real easy $50/day if anyone is interested.

There was a time I would have jumped at that. Two things.

1. Fifty dollars isn't what it used to be.
2. My forty year old body isn't what it used to be.

 

[COOKEVOL]

You never got them?

lol. Nope.

 

[butchna]

Hold my Bill Laimbeer. One of the dirtiest, most hated and over the top whiners in NBA history. Only fitting that he ends up coaching in the joke that is the wnba.
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Laimbeer was too busy creating soft tissue injuries to develop his ref pleading game.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

La Herradurra has a food truck right across the Henley St. bridge. You can get 4 for$10. Muy delicioso.

They also have a location on Kingston Pke. It's a double drive thru/walk up and order type eatery, with picnic tables on the side. I'm hooked on the place. Their mulitas and red/green hot sauces are addictive.

 

[Jackcrevol]

They also have a location on Kingston Pke. It's a double drive thru/walk up and order type eatery, with picnic tables on the side. I'm hooked on the place. Their mulitas and red/green hot sauces are addictive.

 

[BigSteve09]

I'm sure we'll get some interview out of all this about how it wasn't their fault, and Tennessee did this to them

 

[volbeast33]

Hold my Bill Laimbeer. One of the dirtiest, most hated and over the top whiners in NBA history. Only fitting that he ends up coaching in the joke that is the wnba.
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That is two time NBA Champion and 3 time WNBA Champion Bill Laimbeer…. Put some respect on his name.

 

[headhunter15]

 

[Jackcrevol]

I'm sure we'll get some interview out of all this about how it wasn't their fault, and Tennessee did this to them

 

[TN-POSSUM]

I was driving around and noticed the sky looking very dark and ominous.

So, I said to Siri, "Surely, it's not going to rain today."

She replied, "Yes it is and stop calling me Shirley."

It was at that moment I realized my phone was in Airplane mode.

 

[Wickman]

I'm sure we'll get some interview out of all this about how it wasn't their fault, and Tennessee did this to them

I’d be kicked off too if someone promised me all that $$$, I leave a good situation, and then show up to a broke mediocre school

 

[screenthis]

Funny and ominous at the same time. Did a deep dive into the data that Google had on me and then tried to imagine what the "government" likely has and it chills you to the bone. There's likely nothing that they don't know about each and every person in this country....legal or not. This illusion of freedom and privacy that they've foisted upon us is amazing as is their ability to convince us that control is actually a convenience. Thanks for the morning chuckle. I'm gonna grab a second cup of coffee then pull a Trippie and shed a few tears.

I'm honestly not all that worried about what the government has on me. However, I am worried about what 'Chad' in India has found while hacking my computer.

 

[screenthis]

Hey! My tortilla guy deals only in top quality. Although, his sweat shops are on the verge of unionizing, so I may not have a tortilla hookup for much longer. Yikes!

Oh, sure sure. Screw the poor, underpaid tortilla makers.

 

[Govolsman98]

Funny and ominous at the same time. Did a deep dive into the data that Google had on me and then tried to imagine what the "government" likely has and it chills you to the bone. There's likely nothing that they don't know about each and every person in this country....legal or not. This illusion of freedom and privacy that they've foisted upon us is amazing as is their ability to convince us that control is actually a convenience. Thanks for the morning chuckle. I'm gonna grab a second cup of coffee then pull a Trippie and shed a few tears.

As long as I have football, burgers, and beer I'll be happy