Recruiting Football Talk VII

[Enki_Amenra]

If you've ever been living literally hand to mouth and then suddenly....aren't anymore, you can absolutely attest to how much better, happier, and more satisfied you feel.

I'd be near the top of the happy scale if I could come across about $20k,

 

[mrMet]

I am down bad today sheeeeeeeeeeesh

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

*your

Nope you’re is correct in this Dad joke context…

Your makes it a non family level joke

 

[Glitch]

I was peayvol’d

 

[Jackcrevol]

Who?

you aren't an 80's bball fan?
I was going to say phil niekro, tom glavine, greg maddux, henry aaron, chipper jones, john smoltz, or dale murphy

but i'll go bruce benedict.

 

[knoxvol52]

you aren't an 80's bball fan?View attachment 644469
I was going to say phil niekro, tom glavine, greg maddux, henry aaron, chipper jones, john smoltz, or dale murphy

but i'll go bruce benedict.

How about Glenn Hubbard and Steve Bedrosian?

Bob Horner?

 

[TN-POSSUM]

@drvenner

 

[Jackcrevol]

How about Glenn Hubbard and Steve Bedrosian?

Bob Horner?

bedrock? def

 

[COOKEVOL]

you aren't an 80's bball fan?View attachment 644469
I was going to say phil niekro, tom glavine, greg maddux, henry aaron, chipper jones, john smoltz, or dale murphy

but i'll go bruce benedict.

Jose Rijo. No reason other than I'm a Reds fan.

 

[COOKEVOL]

@drvenner View attachment 644477

Future Darwin Award winner.

 

[UTgrad2015]

Ngl I’m almost to the point where I’d rather see Florida beat Texas this year just so I can stop reading about the stupid ass shorthorns

 

[Orange.]

Nope you’re is correct in this Dad joke context…

Your makes it a non family level joke

Correct. The unwritten homonym depends on the ear that hears it.

 

[Orange.]

Hurricane season begins tomorrow and lasts through November 30. Just a reminder.

 

[Orange.]

I am down bad today sheeeeeeeeeeesh

The morning didn't come up ? You'll get through it, Met-ster.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Have a fedex package being shipped from Columbia, SC. Went to Concord, Kernersville, and then to OH. Where it will be shipped to Jocy TN later today.

 

[Ace]

How about Glenn Hubbard and Steve Bedrosian?

Bob Horner?

I attended the first game that Bob Horner played as a Brave. We had seats on 3rd base line about 20 rows up (Horner’s Corner). He homered in his first game against the Pirates. Horner had come straight from college to major leagues without playing in minors.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

How about Glenn Hubbard and Steve Bedrosian?

Bob Horner?

 

[Billy Antrim]

Since it's baseball day today here's is a little MLB trivia.

What player is the only one to get voted unanimously into Hall Of Fame.

Babe Ruth?

 

[Ace]

Have a fedex package being shipped from Columbia, SC. Went to Concord, Kernersville, and then to OH. Where it will be shipped to Jocy TN later today.

We live outside of Memphis in Arkansas. We had a family member in Knoxville send us a package via FedEx from Knoxville a few years ago. It went from Knoxville to WV to Dayton, OH then to Memphis. It was in Memphis for 7 days and finally delivered by USPS. FedEx sent it from Memphis to my local post office on a Friday and it sit there over the weekend until delivered to us. Total of about 15 days in route. Cost my family member about $15 for small box ground shipped

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Have a fedex package being shipped from Columbia, SC. Went to Concord, Kernersville, and then to OH. Where it will be shipped to Jocy TN later today.

At least it's not at Palmetto, GA

 

[DD4ME]

Have a fedex package being shipped from Columbia, SC. Went to Concord, Kernersville, and then to OH. Where it will be shipped to Jocy TN later today.

I can intercept in Concord and drive it to you.

Just let me know.

 

[DD4ME]

FYI FedEx is worse than the USPS now. Sell your stock.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

We live outside of Memphis in Arkansas. We had a family member in Knoxville send us a package via FedEx from Knoxville a few years ago. It went from Knoxville to WV to Dayton, OH then to Memphis. It was in Memphis for 7 days and finally delivered by USPS. FedEx sent it from Memphis to my local post office on a Friday and it sit there over the weekend until delivered to us. Total of about 15 days in route. Cost my family member about $15 for small box ground shipped

I seem to get stuff that starts in LaVergne, TN, goes to Florida, Georgia, back to LaVergne, then to Knoxville. This would never happen if Tom Hanks was still working for them.

 

[DD4ME]

Leggo

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Leggo

The woo should be executed or at least reserved for women and children only.