Recruiting Football Talk VII

[Orange.]

" When there's two strikes the batter beats his chest and everyone in the dugout beats theirs to show we're all in this together" What in the crap is that?

I seem to recall it informally referred to as "suckitude." I've switched off the game temporarily, but you have now informed me that Kentucky is (or were) at bat.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

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Do better. You should have one with me across the street, laughing at the two old broads.

 

[pismonque]

Why was this post on a football thread?!?

This isn't so much a football thread as a community of morans that grew organically from a football thread, kinda like a parasite. But we like it here.

 

[Rishvol]

Figured Weezer would be more of a Red-Bellied Woodpecker lover.

The other day I was watching a juvenile mimic its parent on how to find bugs and other goodies hiding behind bark. It was a good 20 minutes

 

[Weezer]

Lucy did not share her feelings on boobies. The birds, not the female body parts.

 

[pismonque]

Lucy did not share her feelings on boobies. The birds, not the female body parts.

She wouldn't do that in a football thread.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Why was this post on a football thread?!?

You must have us confused with the football forum. We’re the football recruiting forum. Recruiting news comes sporadically and we entertain ourselves here. At the moment, we’re thrilled Danny White is here and That Tony Vittello maybe here a bit also.

 

[Volunteer821]

Is the guy in a dog suit mounting the actual dog? That's just sick! Georgia must be full of perverts!

Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.

 

[Volunteer821]

Nah!…I enjoy the heat dude was yanked in the FSU game but we gave him a pass by blaming the defense because he’s a dedicated teammate.. wack!…yall speak highly for someone who only averages 1 or 2 innings pitched that’s 6 batters and he’s been here like what?..5 years? give me a break..if he was anywhere near what his era numbers are on paper he would close or start instead of being a set up guy.the only thing I’ve said about him is he sucks under pressure with anyone on base.everyone at the hot dog stand knows what he’s going to throw and so do opposing teams..last night we had the lead with 2 on,it was like 5-1 at this point.so even if he gave up some runs we would still be in the lead…
”No pressure”
he’s good enough for how we use him so there you go

I think you've lost your mind.......with all due respect

 

[Adam Sandler]

No. Tits are a totally different kind of bird. Boobies are much cooler looking than tits.

Well I’ve said the phrase “the tits magoo” a thousand times in reference to things that are awesome and I’ve never said “the boobies magoo” so I vote tits over boobies for coolness. Don’t get me wrong though, I love me some boobies.

 

[Volunteer821]

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Hopefully, but as of right now......

 

[VolInDayton]

The man was concussed

Robots don't get concussions. Better toughen up if he wants to keep his job.

The broadcast made it seem like it was because it was hot more so than the ball he took off of his helmet 2 innings earlier

 

[Adam Sandler]

This isn't so much a football thread as a community of morans that grew organically from a football thread, kinda like a parasite. But we like it here.

It feels like I should be offended by this, but I’m not. Like when your grandma asks you about something and you tell her and she looks at you condescendingly and says oh I get it that’s nice, when in fact it’s not nice, but it’s true and you kinda know it’s dumb anyways so you’re like yep alrighty then.

 

[pismonque]

It feels like I should be offended by this, but I’m not. Like when your grandma asks you about something and you tell her and she looks at you condescendingly and says oh I get it that’s nice, when in fact it’s not nice, but it’s true and you kinda know it’s dumb anyways so you’re like yep alrighty then.

Yep, alrighty then.

 

[Adam Sandler]

Lucy did not share her feelings on boobies. The birds, not the female body parts.

It’s kind of obvious is it not? She likes women’s basketball and softball and hates men’s sports teams. So naturally, she is a woman and loves boobies or is a man that loves boobies and wishes he had some. Mystery solved.

 

[Weezer]

It feels like I should be offended by this, but I’m not. Like when your grandma asks you about something and you tell her and she looks at you condescendingly and says oh I get it that’s nice, when in fact it’s not nice, but it’s true and you kinda know it’s dumb anyways so you’re like yep alrighty then.

Bless your heart.

 

[Weezer]

It’s kind of obvious is it not? She likes women’s basketball and softball and hates men’s sports teams. So naturally, she is a woman and loves boobies or is a man that loves boobies and wishes he had some. Mystery solved.

I think it's illegal to own boobies.

 

[VolNash17]

I will say this about A&M. As weird as they are I was impressed and surprised with how many fans they brought to Neyland this past season. There were so many. Most visiting fans in Neyland I’ve seen since Heupel’s been coach. They left with a nice L

 

[volbeast33]

What was the beer count at that point?

He was sober…. the left fielder was playing with a beer in hand though

 

[DD4ME]

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Oh something got grabbed

 

[Vols4us]

Boobies, tits, tatas - oops, wrong thread.

 

[Adam Sandler]

Bless your heart.

Look here she said the same thing about Volnation when she was still with us back in 2014, so don’t you come at me with no “Bless your heart”s you “recruiting forum not really about football or recruiting XVIII” thread surfing boobie loving yeti. We’re in the same boat as far as mamaws concerned.

 

[Weezer]

Oh something got grabbed

You haven't even gotten to the boobies conversation, yet.

The birds, not the female body parts.

 

[Weezer]

Look here she said the same thing about Volnation when she was still with us back in 2014, so don’t you come at me with no “Bless your heart”s you “recruiting forum not really about football or recruiting XVIII” thread surfing boobie loving yeti. We’re in the same boat as far as mamaws concerned.

I lost my Mamaw in 1989. Never knew my other one as she passed before I was born. People having two mamaws was a foreign concept to me.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Top five staff in the country….. not good enough, imo

"There is always room for improvement"..."We want to win it all, that's why you play the game"..."you guys are all a bunch of 2nd place losers"

Signed....The Idiot Margin