Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[JacketVol]

Had a dream that someone was getting attacked under a troll bridge in the middle of a field. Someone came running out and asked for something to give the bridge monster. We gave them something and they went back under the bridge. A moment later their head come rolling out into the stream. We realized the troll tricked us and we had just released it from a spell keeping it under the bridge.

It came running out after us. It had the body of a cow and the head was just a huge hole with thousands of teeth, like a sand worm. My buddy didn't even try to run, he just dove head first into the mouth. Then it started chasing me. I decided I couldn't outrun it, so I'd just dive inside of it too, but I would cut it open from the inside. I jumped in, but woke up before it actually ate me and before I could cut it open from the inside.

Go Vols!

I am praying for you.

 

[JacketVol]

We are all extremely happy Gruden’s dumbass is not coaching here

Agreed but back then, it would've been fun

 

[TheMookieMonster]

You gotta respect the guy’s confidence, but no one thinks Indiana is about to become a super power lol.

 

[Devo182]

We have the best defense in the conference.

Splitting hairs, but 1b for now.

Tex, UT, OM are materially similar

 

[Enki_Amenra]

@mrMet @UTSuave’ @InVOLuntary @Jackcrevol

What games yall slamming today?
Thinking about taking this over for Texas arky

 

[drvenner]

muschimp is tough

Maybe. He's also a dick with ears

 

[drvenner]

He made the list??

Is this like a double-secret VolNation Dad joke?

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Simply an old person who can't type on his phone

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Buddy. I dont even know what this means?

I see you wrote this in English, is it Aus English?

This should help:
Какие игры вы сегодня ругаете?
Подумываю о том, чтобы взять это на себя для Техасского Арки.

 

[TrippieRedd]

Took

Texas -10.5
Utah +13.5
Navy ML** I’m dumb, I had Navy lolol
Louisiana Tech +12.5

 

[Jackcrevol]

This should help:
Какие игры вы сегодня ругаете?
Подумываю о том, чтобы взять это на себя для Техасского Арки.

funny

 

[Enki_Amenra]

I am praying for you.

I wish I hadn't woke up. No doubt in my mind I would've slayed the beast from within.

 

[Glitch]

Cant believe you hurt @Weezer like that. He may never recover

 

[jave36]

@mrMet @UTSuave’ @InVOLuntary @Jackcrevol

What games yall slamming today?
Thinking about taking this over for Texas arky

LSU, byu, Oregon are my top 3.

 

[Ashevolle]

You gotta respect the guy’s confidence, but no one thinks Indiana is about to become a super power lol.

Cig calling his shot. Would LOVE to see him supplant OSU

 

[Enki_Amenra]

I think we score 9+ points in the 1st half.

We finally make our 1st drive pay off and we get at least a fg in the 2nd qtr.

 

[Jackcrevol]

wellllllll....he's hurt. you're a monster.

 

[Glitch]

wellllllll....he's hurt. you're a monster.

 

[Midas]

Gameday all picked the pups. We’re a lock

 

[TheMookieMonster]

Shocker. No one on GameDay picked us. Probably the most disrespected team in the country we are. Top of the league and no one thinks we’re any good. Time for Heupel to prove we’re serious title contenders. I want to whip some ass tonight so bad.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

All the GameDay guys picked UGA..Good!! This is gonna be fun tonight!!

F the Dawgs!

 

[Jackcrevol]

The Vandy pimp emergence, coincided with your disappearance. You are in Nashville. Juss sayin'.



















Traitor.

 

[csprig9]

The only reason they picked UGA is bc Kirby doesn’t lose 2 in a row or UGA has won 7 straight… or bc of that stupid Georgia song…
Well guess what those three things diner win games and those aren’t very good reasons

I think Tennessee wins tonight
Nico hits some deep balls and we run the ball and play Tennessee defense…

 

[Midas]

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Super solid. I took the over for Texas arky and of course the Vols. Gonna tail on some of these later.

 

[Midas]

Buddy. I dont even know what this means?

I see you wrote this in English, is it Aus English?

Lmao I thought you bet

 

[Dooby15]

This game has a 2001 Florida feel to it. On the road, hostile environment, no one giving us much of a chance, lots on the line. Hoping Sampson has a Travis Stephens type night. Another opportunity for Heupel to take the next step.