Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[TN-POSSUM]

ESPN2

Carjitsu




I hope this makes it to the 2028 LA Olympics. It's so much better than break dancing.

*The contestants( I guarantee all these dudes have at least 1 brother)
Literally fighting in a car.

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

MENstrual?

I put the men in menstrual.

 

[benholt06]

If anyone on this board has a way to provide "evidence" of what a player will do before they ever touch the field, please hit me up so we can take Vegas to the cleaners. Thanks

Exactly.

Not sure you meant to, but thanks for making my point.

 

[Ten_Titans]

Exactly.

Not sure you meant to, but thanks for making my point.

You're welcome I guess Benjamin

 

[MetalVolunteer]

Yessir! Uncut coming soon but not available yet

That’s the best juice they make is the Uncut.

 

[Gus D's kernbred]

Awesome if you can get it. My friend in DC helped financially get it started. Very small owner in the company.

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I have been nursing the last of this bottle from several years ago. It is fantastic. I do not think it is the same juice anymore.

 

[MemphisVol3]

I was thinking about @SweetasSoda today and how stoked she would’ve been when we landed Faizon Brandon and David Sanders this Saturday. Could only imagine her response.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

@mrMet

 

[Weezer]

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[MetalVolunteer]

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I have been nursing the last of this bottle from several years ago. It is fantastic. I do not think it is the same juice anymore.

If you can find the Murray hill Special Release (Blue Label) that dropped this spring, it’s Fantastic Juice, pricey but stupid food.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

ESPN2

Ultimate Tire Wrestling



"Put him in a tire, Johnny!!!"

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Hmm. . . Synchronicity. Haven't heard anyone mention getting dumped on by a bird in a long time and then, bam, bird dook hitting everyone.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

ESPN2

Ultimate Tire Wrestling

They should throw 2-3 midgets in a dryer and have them fight.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

They should throw 2-3 midgets in a dryer and have them fight.

Minivan royal rumble

 

[drvenner]

So you’re basing it on how he looks standing on the sideline.

We can do the usual "underrated" or "diamond in the rough" stuff without diminishing a guy who was part of one of the most successful RB rooms in at least 25 years, and ran his butt off for UT.

He's a high school referee

 

[drvenner]

Heard Swain say P Lewis has Saquon size thighs. VQ mentioned too he prob has the biggest on the team. Anyone have pictures?

,@utknate enters the chat

 

[drvenner]

I almost hit Witten with my car when visiting the campus as a HS senior. I’m not ready to admit I’m old enough he has a son ready for prime time.

I remember thinking how stupid is Fulmer to move him to tight end when I thought he was going to be an elite DE. One of about a million reasons why I'm not paid to coach football.

 

[drvenner]

Whether the opinion is right or wrong, my take is that Simonton is still a prick.

He's not said anything to convince me otherwise. Still have absolutely no idea why VQ hired him

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Back in the late 1950s, Smokey mountain hot dogs were the best around. They would stay open until midnight to serve the late night crowd and were delicious.

If you’ve never experienced a Dodger Dog (It’s a Mississippi thang) you haven’t had the best hotdog. Especially at 3 o’clock in the morning . Lordy, my gut could withstand anything back in the day.

 

[benholt06]

He's a high school referee

He saw the kid play at Karns from a little closer up than everyone else. Doesn’t make him uniquely qualified to speak on Bishop. That was my only issue. He can have whatever opinion he wants.

 

[engineerVOL]

Heard Swain say P Lewis has Saquon size thighs. VQ mentioned too he prob has the biggest on the team. Anyone have pictures?

The Quad Father.

 

[drvenner]

Still eating our own, I see.

 

[Orange_Crush]

 

[drvenner]

He saw the kid play at Karns from a little closer up than everyone else. Doesn’t make him uniquely qualified to speak on Bishop. That was my only issue. He can have whatever opinion he wants.

I just don't think it's worth arguing about.

 

[drvenner]

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Fantastic book!!