Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[marcusluvsvols]

Eh, hard pass..on both

Girl of the left should have left them things alone instead of getting fakes. Bet she was stunning the way God made her. A lot of chicks apparently dont understand that there are lots of men who prefer smaller boobs...and lots of us who dont like the fake ones because they look like water balloons. Not normal breasts. Some of the most beautiful women in the world have small boobs IMO.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

1 hour is the period of time I’d like to hang on to her

Coincidentally...lots of these ladies are willing to rent their time in that exact measure to do all sorts of things. From what I have seen on TV anyway. YMMV

 

[vol4eva]

Ryan Day eats Santa’s cookies on Christmas Eve

 

[hjeagle1vol]

 

[Orange.]

They have the most talent and either us or them has the best defense. Their overall offense is better our running game is better.

We can all freely admit this UT team is capable of losing this game but also winning it. The very same is true for OSU. Whoever wants it more wins.

This will be the best game of the week.

WGWTFA

 

[hjeagle1vol]

 

[hjeagle1vol]

Gonna be tough in-conference

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

I am already in redneck war mode

f*** Ohio State!

MAY WE SPILL THEIR BLOOD AND PLANT OUR BIG ORANGE FLAG

THIS MY TRUTH ON A MONDAY

 

[jmacvols1]

 

[WesTnVol]

Ryan Day has never seen the serial numbers on a condom

Wait. What, there’s serial numbers? Is that something new?



Asking for a friend

 

[Glitch]

He will be a career backup.

He should not be drafted.

 

[Glitch]

Girl of the left should have left them things alone instead of getting fakes. Bet she was stunning the way God made her. A lot of chicks apparently dont understand that there are lots of men who prefer smaller boobs...and lots of us who dont like the fake ones because they look like water balloons. Not normal breasts. Some of the most beautiful women in the world have small boobs IMO.

NB4 "we found @Glitch's burner account"

 

[Glitch]

Pics in the stairwell? Very classy PSU.

 

[pismonque]

Wait. What, there’s serial numbers? Is that something new?



Asking for a friend

lol if they're looking at the serial number they're unrolling it for reasons other than the intended use.

 

[rockytop25]

 

[Glitch]

I meant pumpernickleback.

Ryan Day loves pumpernickelback before games

He loves getting pumped in the nickelback?

 

[jave36]

He loves getting pumped in the nickelback?

Ah, that's where your mind goes....all those insults against beautiful women are starting to make sense...

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Ryan Day sleeps with his eyes open.

And uses toothpicks to do so!!

 

[Orange_Crush]

Wait. What, there’s serial numbers? Is that something new?



Asking for a friend

I never knew those were serial #s.











I guess they were too stretched out to read.

 

[beneVOLence]

Speaking of asphalt. . . would you rather have a concrete or asphalt driveway?

Concrete. Less maintenance and lasts longer without breaking down. It’s harder to fix problems, stains easier and costs probably 4 times as much though.

 

[therickbol]

Just run through the stands?

Baseline..... what baseline

 

[jave36]

Concrete. Less maintenance and lasts longer without breaking down. It’s harder to fix problems, stains easier and costs probably 4 times as much though.

Not a very good sales pitch haha

 

[jave36]

Just run through the stands?

LOL exactly. I mean, if I can run literally anywhere I want within the stadium, I could probably steal a lot of bases too

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

All carbs are good

All carbs are trash and unnecessary

 

[Glitch]

Ah, that's where your mind goes....all those insults against beautiful women are starting to make sense...

What are you talking about? I have only ever commented on the uggos. Y'all start posting some beautiful ladies and I'll be the first to agree.