Recruiting Football Talk VIII

exotic pet ownership. Convince me good or bad idea. If you could have a pet anything, what would it be?

I’d probably go with a jaguar. Or a bama fan.
I've accrued quite the collection of exotic animals through my illegal gambling ventures with a bookie in the south pacific.

My favorite is a colugo I've trained to deliver termination letters to the homes of potentially disgruntled employees. . .
 
exotic pet ownership. Convince me good or bad idea. If you could have a pet anything, what would it be?

I’d probably go with a jaguar. Or a bama fan.
Cool story time………

In college, I told some guys on our basketball team they could come to our room and play video games and hang out while we were at golf practice or at a golf tournament on occasions…….we had lost our key and I told them they could open the locked door by pushing open the window….

It started to get a little more often than I wanted, so I bought a Tarantula and set the cage on top of the TV……..

That was the end of them coming over when I wasn’t there….named her Apollonia

:)
 
i had an albino king snake in college. one night while fairly high I had the snake around my neck as we would sometimes hang out that way. Unfortunately I was staring into the fridge too long and "Pink" did not appreciate the cold air and prceeded to sink his fangs into my neck. Pink went flying across the room and we didn't see him for a couple of weeks. He was ok once we did. A fresh mouse got him back in his house but he was rehomed soon after.
 
i had an albino king snake in college. one night while fairly high I had the snake around my neck as we would sometimes hang out that way. Unfortunately I was staring into the fridge too long and "Pink" did not appreciate the cold air and prceeded to sink his fangs into my neck. Pink went flying across the room and we didn't see him for a couple of weeks. He was ok once we did. A fresh mouse got him back in his house but he was rehomed soon after.
Hell of a way to sober up
 

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