Recruiting Football Talk VIII

You are speaking to the reverend in Church of antisocial.

TN vs Florida, 2019. Hot. Adults, drunk. Micturating in bushes in front of kids. Fighting. Walking around staggered drunk. Throwing up outside stadium. Unable to sit in a chair, passing out during the game. Getting arrested, resisting arrest. And getting cuffed and stuffed. Dropping Fbombs loudly. Drinking whiskey openly.

I will never ever take my children to a TN football game, ever. Not ever. Unless my friend can get the cat bird tix. Away from the General tick holders.

The last game I attended was versus the Cocks, and I sat behind the Summers Taylor folks. If you know of them, you know where those seats are.

Those tix were a gift from a close friend.

Clean bathrooms, imported beer. Cheeseburgers that didnt taste like ass. Room to move. Coin.
What you are saying is like going to McDonald's being shocked that you got a hamburger. A game at Neyland is gladiatorial event something like a war. You may get out but not unscathed. This is football man, not tennis. You get a beer and a Petro's not tea and crumpets.
 
What you are saying is like going to McDonald's being shocked that you got a hamburger. A game at Neyland is gladiatorial event something like a war. You may get out but not unscathed. This is football man, not tennis. You get a beer and a Petro's not tea and crumpets.
I dig it. Interesting to see the term Pertos still used up there as well. Here in Alabama, I say Petros and get funny looks. It's 'chilli Pie'. First heard the term at the Worlds Fair in Knoxville.

Petros is derived from the Greek word "petra," which also means "rock" or "stone". Ummm, doesn't sound palatable.
 
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I dig it. Interesting to see the term Pertos still used up there as well. Here in Alabama, I say Petros and get funny looks. It's 'chilli Pie'. First heard the term at the Worlds Fair in Knoxville.

Petros is derived from the Greek word "petra," which also means "rock" or "stone". Ummm, doesn't sound palatable.
 
I dig it. Interesting to see the term Pertos still used up there as well. Here in Alabama, I say Petros and get funny looks. It's 'chilli Pie'. First heard the term at the Worlds Fair in Knoxville.

Petros is derived from the Greek word "petra," which also means "rock" or "stone". Ummm, doesn't sound palatable.
Uh, it says Petros right on it, duh. Chili pie, whatever. People from Alabubba are dumb, they call an elephant a yellow hammer.
 

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