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Pane di mais said:
Minor edit. Excellent point.
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Impending Saban press conference set for Monday. "I have a sudden health concern, which began roughly sometime Saturday afternoon. I need to spend time with my family and focus on my health. Before the Auburn loss, I mean game, I will be handing the reigns over to Lyle Jones. My retirement is effective immediately".
 
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Devo182 said:
Impending Saban press conference set for Monday. "I have a sudden health concern, which began roughly sometime Saturday afternoon. I need to spend time with my family and focus on my health. Before the Auburn loss, I mean game, I will be handing the reigns over to Lyle Jones".
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That beotch Saban is scared sh!tless. He's got Cornbread coming on one side and Orgeron on the other. They ain't no loser Kirbys. His fun times are over.
 
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Pane di mais said:
That beotch Saban is scared sh!tless. He's got Cornbread coming on one side and Orgeron on the other. They ain't no loser Kirbys. His fun times are over.
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I don’t think Saban will be coaching much longer than another couple seasons...and he’s watching his Hollywood ending slip away
 
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Devo182 said:
Impending Saban press conference set for Monday. "I have a sudden health concern, which began roughly sometime Saturday afternoon. I need to spend time with my family and focus on my health. Before the Auburn loss, I mean game, I will be handing the reigns over to Lyle Jones. My retirement is effective immediately".
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Just like that Lyle "Monica" Jones becomes President (of the Gumps).
 
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Devo182 said:
Why not?? 3 ranked wins 131-17 lolol. Haven't given up over 600 yards to a 4 win team either...

Regardless, they will have 2 more tests...coming up.
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They did give up 21 pts to a 2-7 team today though. And Rutgers is bad.

JMO, but top 3 in order should be LSU, OSU, Clemson. Not that I don't respect what OSU has done, I just respect what LSU has done more.
 
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NashVolDavis said:
I don’t think Saban will be coaching much longer than another couple seasons...and he’s watching his Hollywood ending slip away
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I hope, but man I think this every couple years.

He may just pull a Paterno and coach until he's so old he shizzes his pants while running off the field midgame on national tv.
 
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I wish LSU played them first. Because if they already had a loss and we were undefeated, the SEC refs might back off just a hair.
 
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Weezer said:
They did give up 21 pts to a 2-7 team today though. And Rutgers is bad.

JMO, but top 3 in order should be LSU, OSU, Clemson. Not that I don't respect what OSU has done, I just respect what LSU has done more.
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It was 49-7 and rutgers scored 14 on 2nd and 3rd stringers. That brings them to a whopping 9.8 ppg allowed. #1 nationally.
 
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Devo182 said:
It was 49-7 and rutgers scored 14 on 2nd and 3rd stringers. That brings them to a whopping 9.8 ppg allowed. #1 nationally.
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It was still Rutgers, a team so bad they were considering Butch Jones.

And like I said, I respect them enough to put them at two, but I still see LSU as one. And hey, they play in a stronger conference than Clemson.
 
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Devo182 said:
But if they lose this or last week, no way they make it in. Close losses, should put them nearly out. Margins matter, the win or loss is just variance
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I was nodding along until the last sentence! Win or loss is primary. Win or loss is why we play the game.

But if they lose again, they're cooked. And they're not likely at the moment.
 
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Devo182 said:
I hope, but man I think this every couple years.

He may just pull a Paterno and coach until he's so old he shizzes his pants while running off the field midgame on national tv.
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We’ll see! Seems like there’s been more buzz this year than ever before about his age starting to become a factor behind the scenes.
 
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NashVolDavis said:
We’ll see! Seems like there’s been more buzz this year than ever before about his age starting to become a factor behind the scenes.
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Excelllent. We should really be doing it like corporate saboteurs do things. Get to his housekeepers, pay them to switch his important items he keeps in specific places so he thinks he's having memory loss, replace his shampoo with hair loss formula, and replace his little blue pills with flaccid cock pills.
 
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Devo182 said:
Excelllent. We should really be doing it like corporate saboteurs do things. Get to his housekeepers, pay them to switch his important items he keeps in specific places so he thinks he's having memory loss, replace his shampoo with hair loss formula, and replace his little blue pills with flaccid cock pills.
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I think something almost like that happened to him when he realized he needed the refs to beat us this year.
 
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Thought experiment - what is the bam/barn spread now with no Tua? Going to be very interesting and I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole.
 
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