Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

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shoney said:
Boy's my dogs are driving me crazy. One of my little yorkies is in heat and she only weighs about 7 pounds. My Black Mouth Cur, that weighs about 50 pounds, is chasing her all over the house. He can't come close to completing the task so to speak. Is there any dog escort services I could call to get this guy laid, LOL? My teenage daughter is horrified of course. I expect to see her walking through the house like this.
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Back about 1994, they charged $25 for manual release at Cool Springs Animal hospital. After my boy Spunky spent a week at the kennel separated from a seasoned lass by only a wall he couldn't pee right. It was gonna be me or the vet. Best $25 I ever spent.
 
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Crazy Ivan said:
Who knew that Saban believes he actually owns his assistants below the coordinator level.

At one point, that yielded some commentary from Saban that hinted at some friction between him and former assistants, Georgia coach Kirby Smart and Tennessee coach Jeremy Pruitt.

“We’ve always had sort of a mutual respect for how we sort of take each other’s people,” Saban said to Belichick of their relationship. “It’s one thing that I always try to emphasize to the guys: what I have a tough time with, aight, is we’ve had however many guys who have worked here who are at Georgia, Tennessee — whoever, wherever — is when they get those jobs, and in most cases you’ve helped them, is they have a hard time understanding why they can’t take your people.

“I’m gonna help you get a job, [only] so that you can take what I’ve tried to build here and destroy the continuity of what I have? It’s amazing how some of the assistants don’t understand why that’s not a good thing.”

You can tell Nick is starting to feel some heat with yet another flameout. His
whining has gotten louder and more regular.

Waaaahhhhh!!!
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Yeah he got pretty emotional about the whole deal.
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DeepPurpleFloyd said:
After coming off anaesthesia from my last ACL surgery, I was in probably the worst pain of my life. I took a percocet and even it wasn't helping much so my wife called the doctor's office and they said I could take 800 mg ibuprofin at the same time, which I quickly did. Shortly afterward, I felt like my body was melting into my mattress and not long after that I barely even felt any body sensations. It was almost like being in a sensory deprivation tank in that regard. So rather than bicker about percocet vs 800 mg ibuprofin, I say:

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I severed most of my right hand in 1989 in an accident and had to have it surgically reconstructed by doctors at the Campbell Clinic in Memphis. There was no pain at the time of the accident because nerves were severed, but after surgery I had to stay at the old Baptist Hospital on Union Ave. for about a week with my arm in a box that kept the hand pointed upwards, and the room temp had to stay above 85* for the week. They hooked me up to a morphine 'drip' machine where I could give myself a dose no more than 3x hourly.

I was really concerned with this because I fought heroin addiction for awhile after I got out of the military in 1972, but in the end I went with it as the feeling, and PAIN, begin to come back into my hand, along with the misery of the really hot room.

It was all I could do after the first 3-4 days not to push that toggle switch and release a dose of morphine whenever it was available, but I slowed the doses down because I did not want to again go through the fight to kick it that I went through in the 70s.

And then afterwards I had to go through a year of occupation therapy with therapists literally torturing me so that I could learn to use my right hand again, and not going to lie, there were times I wished I was back on that drip machine because the pain involved in the therapy was much greater than any pain I experienced at the time of the injury or the hospital.

Therapists are sadists.

I kid, I kid. I never got the full use of my hand again, but considering when I first got to the emergency room they were going to amputate it, at least having partial use of the hand was better than the alternative.

And a large shout out to those sadists for giving me at least most of the use of my hand again.
 
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thought we were supposed to be adding recruits, not losing them... in before Pruitt and Neids are making room for big fish behind the scenes....
 
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Crazy Ivan said:
I severed most of my right hand in 1989 in an accident and had to have it surgically reconstructed by doctors at the Campbell Clinic in Memphis. There was no pain at the time of the accident because nerves were severed, but after surgery I had to stay at the old Baptist Hospital on Union Ave. for about a week with my arm in a box that kept the hand pointed upwards, and the room temp had to stay above 85* for the week. They hooked me up to a morphine 'drip' machine where I could give myself a dose no more than 3x hourly.

I was really concerned with this because I fought heroin addiction for awhile after I got out of the military in 1972, but in the end I went with it as the feeling, and PAIN, begin to come back into my hand, along with the misery of the really hot room.

It was all I could do after the first 3-4 days not to push that toggle switch and release a dose of morphine whenever it was available, but I slowed the doses down because I did not want to again go through the fight to kick it that I went through in the 70s.

And then afterwards I had to go through a year of occupation therapy with therapists literally torturing me so that I could learn to use my right hand again, and not going to lie, there were times I wished I was back on that drip machine because the pain involved in the therapy was much greater than any pain I experienced at the time of the injury or the hospital.

Therapists are sadists.

I kid, I kid. I never got the full use of my hand again, but considering when I first got to the emergency room they were going to amputate it, at least having partial use of the hand was better than the alternative.

And a large shout out to those sadists for giving me at least most of the use of my hand again.
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Did this accident involve golf and an alligator?
 
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Bassmaster_Vol said:
I have no idea. I know he didn't recruit to Ole Miss very well so I'm sure he isn't as good of a recruiter as Pittman. I have no idea about his coaching acumen.
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Depends on how much of Tunsall and Little were Freeze (and 💰) and how much was Luke. Seemed to be a well coached unit.
 
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One of the few suitable for work Candy Barr pics. Yes she was one of Jack Ruby's strippers and I think his favorite.
 

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VolunteerHillbilly said:
Really was a guy with that name who grew up in Brentwood in the 80s/90s. His older sister was named Carrie. Both very sweet kids. I don't know what the hell the parents were thinking though.
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I went to Powell Highschool with a really cute girl named Anita Biggerstaff. True story.
 
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