Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

[Orange Studs]

I am so swollen around my eye and man does it ever hurt. My whole head hurts

 

[drvenner]

I prefer this to give me wood. MILF

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MILF = Man, I Love Football?

 

[Orange Studs]

Are you lying on the floor reenacting the crime or did she photograph you passed out?

Thats my wife taking pics while her husband is out LOL

 

[engineerVOL]

Right into our hardwoods.

Joe Osovet. You owe him money don’t you? @volatil can attest.

 

[Jackcrevol]

I am so swollen around my eye and man does it ever hurt. My whole head hurts

#at least one good seein' eye

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

Thats my wife taking pics while her husband is out LOL

 

[engineerVOL]

Seriously, @Orange Studs listen to me and Bass... Grab the vol gear, bourbon collection, flee, and lay low for a little while.

 

[VOLSONLY]

Geez, man. Glad you didn't get hurt any worse.

Also, what's this stomach virus? I've never heard of it...

Bubble boy?

 

[Orange Studs]

To her credit the EMTS wanted to send a pic to the ER at the hospital.

 

[Sleegro]

I love Clue

 

[Orange Studs]

It could have been a lot worse falling like that.

 

[engineerVOL]

Rumor that we have hired chip long as an offensive analyst

If Orange Studs hadnt just survived first-degree murder, we’d be talking about this nugget.

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

If Orange Studs hadnt just survived first-degree murder, we’d be talking about this nugget.

He ain’t survived it yet. He still has to fall asleep at some point. The wife just waiting like

 

[Sleegro]

Rumor that we have hired chip long as an offensive analyst

I thought Texas should have hired him as oc.

 

[Fun coupon VOL]

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I had one of those when I was six. Seven stitches and a show and tell later, I was a legend.

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

Hubbs- “Chip long has talked to the coaching staff” but doesn’t know if he’s been hired

 

[Orange Studs]

If Orange Studs hadnt just survived first-degree murder, we’d be talking about this nugget.

 

[Smokeytom]

I had a scare about 4 AM this morning. About 10 PM I got hit all the sudden with that stomach virus that has those violent cramps that literally hurt so bad you can pass out. After getting up and down all night my last time was a dozy. I was walking back to the bed and I told my wife that I am going to pass out. Well I did and fell face forward into our hardwood floor. My wife said I was out for about a min. I had the biggest and deepest almost to the bone gash in my left eyebrow. They called the ambulance was sent to ER. I have 5 stitches, a deeply bruised rib cage and a deeply bruised elbow. I fell flat on my face. No bracing. My eye is swollen and very painful. My head hurts from the fall. I feel I been in a car wreck I am so sore all over.

That’s punk rock brother

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

 

[Orange Studs]

If Orange Studs hadnt just survived first-degree murder, we’d be talking about this nugget.

But that is good news

 

[tnhunter 10]

Any new rumor on if Rocker is going to move to an analyst role?

 

[engineerVOL]

 

[csprig9]

When they complain about stuff like this is when you know they are getting scared about our trajectory
We’re on our way back guys

 

[InVOLuntary]

I had a scare about 4 AM this morning. About 10 PM I got hit all the sudden with that stomach virus that has those violent cramps that literally hurt so bad you can pass out. After getting up and down all night my last time was a dozy. I was walking back to the bed and I told my wife that I am going to pass out. Well I did and fell face forward into our hardwood floor. My wife said I was out for about a min. I had the biggest and deepest almost to the bone gash in my left eyebrow. They called the ambulance was sent to ER. I have 5 stitches, a deeply bruised rib cage and a deeply bruised elbow. I fell flat on my face. No bracing. My eye is swollen and very painful. My head hurts from the fall. I feel I been in a car wreck I am so sore all over.

Man! Take care of yourself. I was going to rib you with a gif but I couldn't bring myself to do it. I'll give you the night off.



Seriously, get to feeling better, my man.

 

[Smokeytom]

Our media center is second to none. Everything from production quality to putting the student athletes in front of the camera and giving them a chance to self advertise. It is as professional as it gets and if it’s not already, it should be a huge selling point when it comes to recruiting. Amazing, positive publicity for these kids that will help them immensely in their careers off the field.