This is why I don’t want Fleck.
“I eat difficult conversations for breakfast.”
I have a crack on my shoulder, not a chip.”
“This is a family environment, and we define family as: Forget About Me, I Love You.”
“If you’re going to teach a rivalry, you can’t use Jordan and Bird anymore. They think Jordan’s the guy that makes the sneakers. You gotta use Kanye and Drake.”
“I’m the king of the too's: Too small, too short, too young, too inexperienced. I could go on and on with t-o-o.”
“We’re going to connect people to Gopher football that don’t even like football.”
“We are going to find a way to out-care everyone else, out-give everybody else and out-how everybody else.”
“I have lived 3 lives in 36 years.”
I’d kill myself after month 1.