Recruiting Forum Football Talk III

[Glitch]

being team leader sucks

Whatever NARC.

 

[Weezer]

Why is @drvenner in a children’s hospital donating his testicles? This is getting weirder.

He'll do anything to prevent me from trading them for Walter Nolen.

 

[TrippieRedd]

Whatever NARC.

Narc deez

 

[ob79]

Thankfully she was driving with my wife. I would have gone to the nearest hospital. My wife went to the nearest Children’s hospital. The level of caring at a peds hospital seems much higher…

Definitely not wrong.

 

[Glitch]

My aunt has season tickets but she is still trying to reach a comfort level with covid. She is vaccinated but I am not. I had covid but want her to be comfortable with me coming to games with her. Hopefully it all works out.

 

[Brillovol]

Can you imagine? Whatever trial you’re going through, some guy somewhere had twisted testicles. I just realized who I’m talking to. Weezer still wants to neuter you for Walter Nolen.

Is this a bad time to post that I found this rub at Academy? Meat Church FTW BTW.

 

[Weezer]

Okay, I don't want to a conspiracy theorist or anything, but has anyone else noticed Arch's dad is doing a show (College Bowl) with little brother Peyton? Is it a sign? Come to Tennessee, Arch!

 

[Weezer]

Is this a bad time to post that I found this rub at Academy? Meat Church FTW BTW.

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I enjoy a good nut rub.

Wait....

 

[ACvol3]

Okay, I don't want to a conspiracy theorist or anything, but has anyone else noticed Arch's dad is doing a show (College Bowl) with little brother Peyton? Is it a sign? Come to Tennessee, Arch!

Doubtful… love the enthusiasm though

 

[Weezer]

Doubtful… love the enthusiasm though

Non-believer!! Shun him!!

 

[Weezer]

Can you imagine? Whatever trial you’re going through, some guy somewhere had twisted testicles. I just realized who I’m talking to. Weezer still wants to neuter you for Walter Nolen.

Worth it.

 

[engineerVOL]

A run-on dad pun…

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Well don't get your nuts twisted over it. The last thing she needs is someone else cutting line.

Children’s hospital…next to it’s a Women’s speciatry hospital…they would both tell me to move along….

 

[OrangeGlasses731]

I am actually scared to say this (scared Dad), but I need some VN prayers. We are on vacation and my 16 year old daughter started having a GI bleed. She has been in the ICU since Sunday afternoon. She is stable now, but GI bleeds can get bad really fast. She has required a transfusion. So far all tests have been “normal“, that actually scares me more… since she is in the ICU, only one parent can stay with her. My wife is a Pediatrician, so she is staying with my daughter.
Hopefully she can have her colonoscopy done this evening, couldn’t complete it yesterday due to the blood in her colon.
If I could ask for your prayers that my daughter will be okay and that the medical staff can figure out the cause and fix it soon. I would greatly appreciate it.
Thank you very much!

Praying for all of you, Doc. Hope you have answers and she’s well on her way to recovery very soon.

 

[engineerVOL]

Worth it.

What do we need to surgically remove from @drvenner to get Arch Manning?

 

[Weezer]

What do we need to surgically remove from @drvenner to get Arch Manning?

He doesn't need both his kidneys.....

 

[thistime]

VolsDoc81TX, I hope all goes well for your young one, prayers have been sent and may a healing and calmness come to you and yours. When your kids hurt nothing else really matters.

 

[thistime]

After reading a few of the post.........the Testicular gambling has made mine recede..........as I gingerly walk back to my corner.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Understandable. You're in a tough situation.

Allow us to distract you until you know more.

Thanks, knew I could count on y’all!

So, little medical diagnostic trivia for you…
Guy comes into the ER complaining of severe scrotal/testicular pain. Could be testicular torsion or a hydrocoele. (Both incredibly painful, one can destroy the testicle, the other doesn’t) Diagnosis is made by trans illuminating the scrotum. When you tell the guy that you are going to shine a small flashlight through his scrotum, even when they are writhing in pain, the guy will stop and say “You’re gonna do what?” If the light passes through the scrotum, it’s a hydrocoele. They can see an Urologist the next clinic day. No light means calling to prep the OR and the Urologist is coming in right away!

 

[UTMVol76]

Thanks, knew I could count on y’all!

So, little medical diagnostic trivia for you…
Guy comes into the ER complaining of severe scrotal/testicular pain. Could be testicular torsion or a hydrocoele. (Both incredibly painful, one can destroy the testicle, the other doesn’t) Diagnosis is made by trans illuminating the scrotum. When you tell the guy that you are going to shine a small flashlight through his scrotum, even when they are writhing in pain, the guy will stop and say “You’re gonna do what?” If the light passes through the scrotum, it’s a hydrocoele. They can see an Urologist the next clinic day. No light means calling to prep the OR and the Urologist is coming in right away!

 

[Jackcrevol]

Thanks, knew I could count on y’all!

So, little medical diagnostic trivia for you…
Guy comes into the ER complaining of severe scrotal/testicular pain. Could be testicular torsion or a hydrocoele. (Both incredibly painful, one can destroy the testicle, the other doesn’t) Diagnosis is made by trans illuminating the scrotum. When you tell the guy that you are going to shine a small flashlight through his scrotum, even when they are writhing in pain, the guy will stop and say “You’re gonna do what?” If the light passes through the scrotum, it’s a hydrocoele. They can see an Urologist the next clinic day. No light means calling to prep the OR and the Urologist is coming in right away!

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

VolsDoc81TX, I hope all goes well for your young one, prayers have been sent and may a healing and calmness come to you and yours. When your kids hurt nothing else really matters.

Very true, thank you!

 

[Weezer]

Thanks, knew I could count on y’all!

So, little medical diagnostic trivia for you…
Guy comes into the ER complaining of severe scrotal/testicular pain. Could be testicular torsion or a hydrocoele. (Both incredibly painful, one can destroy the testicle, the other doesn’t) Diagnosis is made by trans illuminating the scrotum. When you tell the guy that you are going to shine a small flashlight through his scrotum, even when they are writhing in pain, the guy will stop and say “You’re gonna do what?” If the light passes through the scrotum, it’s a hydrocoele. They can see an Urologist the next clinic day. No light means calling to prep the OR and the Urologist is coming in right away!

Thankfully, I have never had torsion. On the flip side, it's amazing how much fluid the body can retain , and the places it will retain them. When my cirrhosis was at its worst, I was getting regular paracentesis. Unfortunately, there are certain body parts that will retain fluid that you can't drain.

 

[Jackcrevol]

watching replay of Ark-TN SECCG.

Didnt get to watch 1st time.

Arkansas played best game it could have.

TN didnt play its best game. Larger stadium didnt seem to help.

Umpire was horrible (surprise in SEC). Just horrible.

 

[InVOLuntary]

Thanks, knew I could count on y’all!

So, little medical diagnostic trivia for you…
Guy comes into the ER complaining of severe scrotal/testicular pain. Could be testicular torsion or a hydrocoele. (Both incredibly painful, one can destroy the testicle, the other doesn’t) Diagnosis is made by trans illuminating the scrotum. When you tell the guy that you are going to shine a small flashlight through his scrotum, even when they are writhing in pain, the guy will stop and say “You’re gonna do what?” If the light passes through the scrotum, it’s a hydrocoele. They can see an Urologist the next clinic day. No light means calling to prep the OR and the Urologist is coming in right away!