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[Chuckie]

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Guy I worked with came in one day and said that he was helping his daughter with an assignment. Each child had been assigned a soft drink to research and write some kind of paper or give a speech about it, and the one you've displayed is what had been assigned to his daughter.

He told me all of that and then said: "Whatever you do, don't ever tell your child to type that word into Google search"

 

[SSVol]

Guys… save the fighting for tomorrow. I plan on firing Tim Banks ten times in the game thread and tagging @SoilVol in every one of them. My guy will make sure I don’t hear the end of it. Lol. Messing with you @SoilVol.

As long as you are drunk, the penalty isn't enforced. Like PI on an uncatchable pass.

 

[Glitch]

The amount of Find Out that you receive, is proportional to the amount of Mess Around you engage in.

 

[Glitch]

Can't wait to see it!! Cheer us on, please!!

 

[Rizzo924]

Not the fake hairline

Whenever one of you posts this guy it makes me sad. Like the other day when someone posted that LSU fan walking around the quarter with the tail out his crack. Can't even laugh cuz I immediately remember we have this Andy guy

 

[Glitch]

Guy I worked with came in one day and said that he was helping his daughter with an assignment. Each child had been assigned a soft drink to research and write some kind of paper or give a speech about it, and the one you've displayed is what had been assigned to his daughter.

He told me all of that and then said: "Whatever you do, don't ever tell your child to type that word into Google search"

Lol.

My mom was shopping on line years ago to get me some golf clubs. She decided to try look at Dick's Sporting Goods website.... (I'll just leave it there)

 

[Smyrna ATL Vol]

At the ready:
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First zone defense call on third and long and I’m pushing the button! Lol

 

[Smyrna ATL Vol]

As long as you are drunk, the penalty isn't enforced. Like PI on an uncatchable pass.

The drinks will be flowing tomorrow my friend. There is no doubt about that.

 

[engineerVOL]

The recipe for Andy Sauce:

2 cups - Heavy Whipping Cream
2 Tbls - Parmesan Cheese
4 Tbls - @engineerVOL's homemade bootleg absinth
1 lb - Crushed Crystal Meth cooked up in Andy's own shed

Mix ingredients well and pour over more meth before smoking many many lbs in a single sitting and then creating "mad beats" that you will put out into the universe for all to partake.

It’s Andy, let’s be honest, he probably could substitute with mineral spirits or kerosene and be on brand.

 

[engineerVOL]

First zone defense call on third and long and I’m pushing the button! Lol

Without a doubt, don’t pizz me off, Tim.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

How’s the location at the garage?

@CAPTAIN--VOL CAVALRY he's asking about the RV parking situation atop the Civic colosseum garage.

 

[Vol464]

I was just looking for a small pull behind camper and they were all $4,500+. I was shocked when I found that for $7k. Thought something had to be wrong with it. I asked if he would take $6,900, he said, "I'll take $6,500". Sold!

Probably way too much camper for me, since I'd never owned one or traveled in one. There is a lot that goes into keeping these things in good shape and even just getting them set up. Thankfully it had auto level and easy to understand instructions, .
I could have easily lived in that thing in my 20s.

See….. this is WAY more interesting than an NBA discussion. Probably in the 15-20 area.

 

[orangejuice]

I was just looking for a small pull behind camper and they were all $4,500+. I was shocked when I found that for $7k. Thought something had to be wrong with it. I asked if he would take $6,900, he said, "I'll take $6,500". Sold!

Probably way too much camper for me, since I'd never owned one or traveled in one. There is a lot that goes into keeping these things in good shape and even just getting them set up. Thankfully it had auto level and easy to understand instructions, .
I could have easily lived in that thing in my 20s.

Whoever you bought that from negotiates like Peter Griffin. I mean, all he had to do was say yes and he would have gotten $400 more dollars. Haha, lucky you I guess.

 

[SoilVol]

I was just looking for a small pull behind camper and they were all $4,500+. I was shocked when I found that for $7k. Thought something had to be wrong with it. I asked if he would take $6,900, he said, "I'll take $6,500". Sold!

Probably way too much camper for me, since I'd never owned one or traveled in one. There is a lot that goes into keeping these things in good shape and even just getting them set up. Thankfully it had auto level and easy to understand instructions, .
I could have easily lived in that thing in my 20s.

That's awesome! I've been wanting one of those teardrop pull behind campers, but I just bought a boat so that'll have to wait.

I've got a small boat trailer that I'm considering rebuilding into a kayak trailer with a rooftop tent on top. I could probably honestly sell that for a good price.

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

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What if I told you aspartame was comprised of the natural compounds found in foods you eat every day such as blueberries, tomatoes and meat, in much higher concentrations than what you find in a case of diet soda?

The more you know…

Aspartame is as good for you as fruit and vegetables is what I’m seeing

 

[Buddy’s Bandit]

Question for y’all. Myself and some family are bringing an RV for the Bama game from Nashville. Do y’all know where the RV parking is by chance? Is it close to Neyland?

There are some near the soccer field.

 

[Weezer]

I wish someone would commit.

 

[drvenner]

The Vols lost to Michigan State by 1 point in the Elite Eight in 2010. Draymond Green played for Michigan State that year.

Therefore, Draymond Green can EAD and so can anyone simping for him.

Didn't he also hit the final free throw to put them ahead? In any event, he can definitely EAD.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

That's awesome! I've been wanting one of those teardrop pull behind campers, but I just bought a boat so that'll have to wait.

I've got a small boat trailer that I'm considering rebuilding into a kayak trailer with a rooftop tent on top. I could probably honestly sell that for a good price.

Boat trailers are expensive. I had a 36' cabin cruiser years ago. I bought it on the water/no trailer. I decided I wanted to move it. They wanted $1,500 to pull it for me. I thought I'd just buy a trailer instead. . . almost $7,500 for the trailer alone! Needless to say, it stayed on Norris Lake for its lifetime with me,

 

[Enki_Amenra]

I wish someone would commit.

Commit what?

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Aspartame is as good for you as fruit and vegetables is what I’m seeing

Really surprised you haven't had a mid-week meltdown yet. Very encouraged by your progress!

 

[Weezer]

Commit what?

Depends on the person.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Whoever you bought that from negotiates like Peter Griffin. I mean, all he had to do was say yes and he would have gotten $400 more dollars. Haha, lucky you I guess.

Yeah, really nice couple. Both retired military in their 70s. I offered $6k at first and he said he couldn't take less than $7k. I didn't ask again til the very end. I asked if he'd take $6900, and I could get some gas and go out to eat on the $100 I saved. He said $6,500. I'm fairly certain they could've given the RV away and never missed a penny. They said they were just gonna use the money for a down payment on a new class C.

 

[therickbol]

Travis Henry our all-time leading rusher? Yeah I thought he was pretty good!

Running the football was only his 2nd best skill.

 

[UTSuave’]

Greg McElroy breaks down Tennessee-LSU: ‘It’s the best game of the weekend’