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Orange_Crush said:
That poor soul.

Day 399:

Still trapped in this wasteland. At first, I thought I could survive happily on a diet of pun-berries from the fields of pun-bushes, but their initial sweet taste belies their lack of nutrition and their slow-working toxins.


Day 415:

The nights are cold, as I don't dare a fire for warmth. If one or several of the tribes were to spot me, I'd be attacked and probably eaten. Even if I were to identify with one of the tribes for survival and numbers--say, the Sunshine Pumpers or the Negas. The other tribes would attack me as they attacked my new group daily. It's safer to remain cold, hungry and unnoticed in the caves.

Day 428:

I found a new section of the island called "Football Forum". I am so afraid.

Day 442:

I happened upon a cliff called "Political Forum". I've lost faith in humanity. Why did I take this assignment? Oh God! Why!?

Day 470:

It turns out the entire island is infested by trolls. From what I can tell, they're not native to the island, but instead exert great energy and self expense to swim here, defecate everywhere, and then exert just as much energy and expense to swim home, eat their self-loathing, and repeat the ritualistic defecation trip daily. Truly bewildering creatures that could only have evolved in areas where there is no sense of personal worth or responsibility.


Day 512:

My life entails prayer for rescue and eating slugs from the shoreline.

It's cold. So cold.

I'm so hungry and lonely.

Wait... What was that?!

Oh my God! They're comi...
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Incredible.
 
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gainesvol82 said:
@SoilVol can you help me out? I'm trying to identify what type of bugs these are. I live in Northeast Florida and saw a patch of them about the size of a lemon on my hardie board. They were crawling around and had a bluish tint until I got close up on them. Just want to make sure it's not something I should be worried about.View attachment 481001
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That's the dreaded cement termite.
 
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Orange_Crush said:
I watched that and tried to imagine Heup doing that. Maybe I'm wrong, but I couldn't envision it.
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The only reason I have any respect for Stoops at all is that he has made Kentucky into a solid program instead of the dregs they have almost always been...but dude comes off like a pure whiny turd with stuff like this.

I am so glad we lucked into Josh Heupel, and I really hope he turns us around. I love the way he goes about his business.
 
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franklinpence said:
What an ego on this dude. I think he just compared himself to the “greatest coaches” because he believes he has the respect of other coaches in the league. Did I hear that right?
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I imagine almost every NCAA coach has a major ego. You'd have to have one to attempt it, and to succeed at it.

Rumor is that Butch's downfall was a lack of belief in himself, and insecurities.
 
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Ulysees E. McGill said:
The only reason I have any respect for Stoops at all is that he has made Kentucky into a solid program instead of the dregs they have almost always been...but dude comes off like a pure whiny turd with stuff like this.

I am so glad we lucked into Josh Heupel, and I really hope he turns us around. I love the way he goes about his business.
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Krogers in the Lexington area are selling a local microbrew called "The Stoops". It's a short stout with a bitter finish.
 
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franklinpence said:
What an ego on this dude. I think he just compared himself to the “greatest coaches” because he believes he has the respect of other coaches in the league. Did I hear that right?
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Stoops looks and sounds like a clone of Jim Belushi, Michael McKean and Dan Akroyd...lol.
 
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Orange_Crush said:
Whatever it was they found, did they find it on a nude beach?
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Inscribed on the bronze were five words.
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