Watched a show (produced by Barneys) about an Aussie who's jeorb it was to learn the culture and language of indigenous peoples. And whom had travelled and traversed rugged coffee Country, machete in hand. Backpack, and requisite kerchief-around-neck, this self proclaimed Indiana Coffee Jones, had braved the wilds of Cocaina territory & bartered a deal with local farmers to 'allow' him to grow, harvest, and ultimately to ween them off of Coca production.
It hit all the phony bologna intellectual parameters. Was complete and total ********. If Barneys went to THAT much trouble for a bean, we'd be paying $95 per cup.