Recruiting Forum: Football Talk XII

[WarMachine]

Enjoyed your post Mock. I laffed.

[Awkward Peyton Manning trying to be cool gif]

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

They don't allow that where I work. My patients know. First question before I put this IV in your arm, "are you a UT fan?"

Size of IVs are at my discretion.

I've converted a few lost souls over the years.

I will definitely write a Rx for the Orange Scrubs...can never underestimate the importance of mental health improvement.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

They take dead ppl to ghe ER?

Gotta have them pronounced dead somewhere...:salute:

 

[Aesius]

No respect again.

Ya'll just wait till I become a 5* poster. Gonna get that post to like ratio to PoA and Swanson levels.

 

[Freak]

Now if only TDS Telecom will pick up the SEC network. I love TDS service, but having an obscure cable provider can be a disadvantage sometimes. Only info I can find online is from the Vandy Scout site, believe it or not. Sounds positive, but nothing is confirmed yet.

Anyone else in the Mt. Juliet area have TDS?

TDS is getting the SEC network in August according to their Twitter.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Your DEA # is a federal permit to write Rx so you should be good across state lines. Golfer, however should provide you with a little somthin somthin... you know...for the effort.

Haha, I consider it my duty to my Big Orange family

However it is rude to refuse a gift :hi:

 

[Catbone]

TDS is getting the SEC network in August according to their Twitter.

hmy: :rock2:

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

TDS is getting the SEC network in August according to their Twitter.

DirecTV better get on this or I will switch. They have had ESPN Gameplan that has allowed me to see every Tennessee game.

Dish is looking better...

 

[Aesius]

I recently got Uverse. I know they're getting it, but I hope it's part of my cable package (U-200).

 

[volatil]

Got out the car at first practice right beside one the coaches

"Damn kicker/Tackle. How big you going to get son?"

Bring it on kickoffs. Head on a swivel for Janickowski JR!!!!


He is 6'1" 202

This time last year. ..

5'9" 140

 

[BarrythesnoUT]

"MockingVol's RF Thread in a Bottle"

*All characters in this post are entirely fictional and are totally not based on actual posters*

17' TX DT Sir Dudley Diddleson
MockedOutAwake - Check out this recruit. He is 6'14" tall and weighs 330 lbs. He is showing a lot of interest here recently.
Mokingdom - I don't even see him in the 15' top 100... Why can't we just take TG? And Sweat? And South? And every other 5 star?
MockFuture - Shut up dude. You are so wickity wickity wack yo!
iMeller - +1 Mockfuture
Murger - Yeah Mokingdom, the only way I could hate you more is if you were a minority!
Mockbone - How does one learn to hate something other than themselves Murger???
LebMock - Well I kind of agree with him, number are tight for the 17' class. I recently stayed at a Holiday Inn (Which I own) and am feeling that my calculus is spot on.
Ron Mockson - Unite Mocksonites let us all ignore the heathen that posted before me!
Migchig - *Shaking titties gif*
Frock - Hmmmmmmm.... Seems tasteful to me.
Migchig - *boom gifs*
Terrymockigo - I can haz te boobies?? and know what else has boobies is the recruits we is after! GBFOGFWBBQLOL
utkmock - Did someone say breasts on grown men?!
Mockna - *Every single emoticon in the known universe*
ACmock - ANYBODY WANT TO FIGHT?!
MockvilleVol - I SURE AS HELL DO!!
TheBreakerMock - Do you guys even body calipers???
Nashmockas31 - And here I thought I was in the Sir Dudley Diddleson thread....
Mokatil - At a recent camp with junior I snagged a sideways picture of this guy, he I huge!
BruinMock - *I am always silently watching over you all...*

You, sir, just won the internet for the day.

 

[TriedAndTrueVOL]

:lol:

Well done my friend. Anything Terry always gives me a hardy chuckle. I always have a sense that Bruin is watching us too.

+1

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

DirecTV better get on this or I will switch. They have had ESPN Gameplan that has allowed me to see every Tennessee game.

Dish is looking better...

This x1000000!! They will lose my service too.

 

[butchna]

"MockingVol's RF Thread in a Bottle"

*All characters in this post are entirely fictional and are totally not based on actual posters*

17' TX DT Sir Dudley Diddleson
MockedOutAwake - Check out this recruit. He is 6'14" tall and weighs 330 lbs. He is showing a lot of interest here recently.
Mokingdom - I don't even see him in the 15' top 100... Why can't we just take TG? And Sweat? And South? And every other 5 star?
MockFuture - Shut up dude. You are so wickity wickity wack yo!
iMeller - +1 Mockfuture
Murger - Yeah Mokingdom, the only way I could hate you more is if you were a minority!
Mockbone - How does one learn to hate something other than themselves Murger???
LebMock - Well I kind of agree with him, number are tight for the 17' class. I recently stayed at a Holiday Inn (Which I own) and am feeling that my calculus is spot on.
Ron Mockson - Unite Mocksonites let us all ignore the heathen that posted before me!
Migchig - *Shaking titties gif*
Frock - Hmmmmmmm.... Seems tasteful to me.
Migchig - *boom gifs*
Terrymockigo - I can haz te boobies?? and know what else has boobies is the recruits we is after! GBFOGFWBBQLOL
utkmock - Did someone say breasts on grown men?!
Mockna - *Every single emoticon in the known universe*
ACmock - ANYBODY WANT TO FIGHT?!
MockvilleVol - I SURE AS HELL DO!!
TheBreakerMock - Do you guys even body calipers???
Nashmockas31 - And here I thought I was in the Sir Dudley Diddleson thread....
Mokatil - At a recent camp with junior I snagged a sideways picture of this guy, he I huge!
BruinMock - *I am always silently watching over you all...*

:lolabove: "every single" one huh?

 

[volssam]

OCIMock:
(**Something generically prophetic**)

OCIMock - Bump.

 

[eazyTD]

"MockingVol's RF Thread in a Bottle"

*All characters in this post are entirely fictional and are totally not based on actual posters*

17' TX DT Sir Dudley Diddleson
MockedOutAwake - Check out this recruit. He is 6'14" tall and weighs 330 lbs. He is showing a lot of interest here recently.
Mokingdom - I don't even see him in the 15' top 100... Why can't we just take TG? And Sweat? And South? And every other 5 star?
MockFuture - Shut up dude. You are so wickity wickity wack yo!
iMeller - +1 Mockfuture
Murger - Yeah Mokingdom, the only way I could hate you more is if you were a minority!
Mockbone - How does one learn to hate something other than themselves Murger???
LebMock - Well I kind of agree with him, number are tight for the 17' class. I recently stayed at a Holiday Inn (Which I own) and am feeling that my calculus is spot on.
Ron Mockson - Unite Mocksonites let us all ignore the heathen that posted before me!
Migchig - *Shaking titties gif*
Frock - Hmmmmmmm.... Seems tasteful to me.
Migchig - *boom gifs*
Terrymockigo - I can haz te boobies?? and know what else has boobies is the recruits we is after! GBFOGFWBBQLOL
utkmock - Did someone say breasts on grown men?!
Mockna - *Every single emoticon in the known universe*
ACmock - ANYBODY WANT TO FIGHT?!
MockvilleVol - I SURE AS HELL DO!!
TheBreakerMock - Do you guys even body calipers???
Nashmockas31 - And here I thought I was in the Sir Dudley Diddleson thread....
Mokatil - At a recent camp with junior I snagged a sideways picture of this guy, he I huge!
BruinMock - *I am always silently watching over you all...*

This...this is the greatest thing I've ever seen. Please include me in part 2!

 

[PassedOutAwake]

ZeroMockThirty - This guy's 14th cousin 6 times removed once attended a puppy night. This 7 star is a chihuahua lock.

 

[BaldBiker]

"MockingVol's RF Thread in a Bottle"

*All characters in this post are entirely fictional and are totally not based on actual posters*

17' TX DT Sir Dudley Diddleson
MockedOutAwake - Check out this recruit. He is 6'14" tall and weighs 330 lbs. He is showing a lot of interest here recently.
Mokingdom - I don't even see him in the 15' top 100... Why can't we just take TG? And Sweat? And South? And every other 5 star?
MockFuture - Shut up dude. You are so wickity wickity wack yo!
iMeller - +1 Mockfuture
Murger - Yeah Mokingdom, the only way I could hate you more is if you were a minority!
Mockbone - How does one learn to hate something other than themselves Murger???
LebMock - Well I kind of agree with him, number are tight for the 17' class. I recently stayed at a Holiday Inn (Which I own) and am feeling that my calculus is spot on.
Ron Mockson - Unite Mocksonites let us all ignore the heathen that posted before me!
Migchig - *Shaking titties gif*
Frock - Hmmmmmmm.... Seems tasteful to me.
Migchig - *boom gifs*
Terrymockigo - I can haz te boobies?? and know what else has boobies is the recruits we is after! GBFOGFWBBQLOL
utkmock - Did someone say breasts on grown men?!
Mockna - *Every single emoticon in the known universe*
ACmock - ANYBODY WANT TO FIGHT?!
MockvilleVol - I SURE AS HELL DO!!
TheBreakerMock - Do you guys even body calipers???
Nashmockas31 - And here I thought I was in the Sir Dudley Diddleson thread....
Mokatil - At a recent camp with junior I snagged a sideways picture of this guy, he I huge!
BruinMock - *I am always silently watching over you all...*

I want to be included in one of these, but I'm not funny.

 

[LebanonVolunteer]

"MockingVol's RF Thread in a Bottle"

*All characters in this post are entirely fictional and are totally not based on actual posters*

17' TX DT Sir Dudley Diddleson
MockedOutAwake - Check out this recruit. He is 6'14" tall and weighs 330 lbs. He is showing a lot of interest here recently.
Mokingdom - I don't even see him in the 15' top 100... Why can't we just take TG? And Sweat? And South? And every other 5 star?
MockFuture - Shut up dude. You are so wickity wickity wack yo!
iMeller - +1 Mockfuture
Murger - Yeah Mokingdom, the only way I could hate you more is if you were a minority!
Mockbone - How does one learn to hate something other than themselves Murger???
LebMock - Well I kind of agree with him, number are tight for the 17' class. I recently stayed at a Holiday Inn (Which I own) and am feeling that my calculus is spot on.
Ron Mockson - Unite Mocksonites let us all ignore the heathen that posted before me!
Migchig - *Shaking titties gif*
Frock - Hmmmmmmm.... Seems tasteful to me.
Migchig - *boom gifs*
Terrymockigo - I can haz te boobies?? and know what else has boobies is the recruits we is after! GBFOGFWBBQLOL
utkmock - Did someone say breasts on grown men?!
Mockna - *Every single emoticon in the known universe*
ACmock - ANYBODY WANT TO FIGHT?!
MockvilleVol - I SURE AS HELL DO!!
TheBreakerMock - Do you guys even body calipers???
Nashmockas31 - And here I thought I was in the Sir Dudley Diddleson thread....
Mokatil - At a recent camp with junior I snagged a sideways picture of this guy, he I huge!
BruinMock - *I am always silently watching over you all...*

lol:lol: Great stuff MV.

For the record, I have mentioned I don't purchase larger franchise hotels. :thumbsup:

 

[Catbone]

I want to be included in one of these, but I'm not funny.

Me neither. Just funny to make fun of my sad self. :cray:

 

[jjay2518]

MockWarrior - Nick Saban gets what Nick Saban wants. Alabama has never and will never miss on a recruit that they want.

 

[MockingVol]

There will be a "MockingVol's RF Thread in a Bottle 2.0". And some more of you beautiful people I forgot to satire will be included.

This one took roughly an hour to format, create names, and create dialogue. The next one will be sleeker, bigger, and hopefully as good as the original.

2.0 coming to a thread near you in the coming days!

 

[MockingVol]

lol:lol: Great stuff MV.

For the record, I have mentioned I don't purchase larger franchise hotels. :thumbsup:

I actually was thinking that while making your dialogue but I decided to give myself some artistic freedom

 

[LebanonVolunteer]

I actually was thinking that while making your dialogue but I decided to give myself some artistic freedom

That's alright. I'm just proud to be included.

 

[VolsnCards5]

"MockingVol's RF Thread in a Bottle"

*All characters in this post are entirely fictional and are totally not based on actual posters*

17' TX DT Sir Dudley Diddleson
MockedOutAwake - Check out this recruit. He is 6'14" tall and weighs 330 lbs. He is showing a lot of interest here recently.
Mokingdom - I don't even see him in the 15' top 100... Why can't we just take TG? And Sweat? And South? And every other 5 star?
MockFuture - Shut up dude. You are so wickity wickity wack yo!
iMeller - +1 Mockfuture
Murger - Yeah Mokingdom, the only way I could hate you more is if you were a minority!
Mockbone - How does one learn to hate something other than themselves Murger???
LebMock - Well I kind of agree with him, number are tight for the 17' class. I recently stayed at a Holiday Inn (Which I own) and am feeling that my calculus is spot on.
Ron Mockson - Unite Mocksonites let us all ignore the heathen that posted before me!
Migchig - *Shaking titties gif*
Frock - Hmmmmmmm.... Seems tasteful to me.
Migchig - *boom gifs*
Terrymockigo - I can haz te boobies?? and know what else has boobies is the recruits we is after! GBFOGFWBBQLOL
utkmock - Did someone say breasts on grown men?!
Mockna - *Every single emoticon in the known universe*
ACmock - ANYBODY WANT TO FIGHT?!
MockvilleVol - I SURE AS HELL DO!!
TheBreakerMock - Do you guys even body calipers???
Nashmockas31 - And here I thought I was in the Sir Dudley Diddleson thread....
Mokatil - At a recent camp with junior I snagged a sideways picture of this guy, he I huge!
BruinMock - *I am always silently watching over you all...*

Murger's racism is spot on