Recruiting Forum Off Topic Thread III

[Big Gucci Sosa]

Real Spit.. best experience comes on the fly.. I'm eight months in my d*** self.. put your best foot forward and you'll be smoov.. congrats fam

I don’t doubt it. I’ve got a small family so I have zero experience with kids

 

[Jackcrevol]

one on each wrist. double flex. Speaking of babies I'm actually going to a dad class this morning for 3 hours.

Dad class? Must be a millenial thing! Kudo's to you for showing initiative. All i got was wonderful OTJ training.

Fwiw, prior to us having my oldest, 5 years ago... i had held a baby once, it spit up on me.

 

[cHiZzLeVOL]

I don’t doubt it. I’ve got a small family so I have zero experience with kids

Stinky diapers. Poop running out the diapers. Spit up. Crying. Multiple Bottles. Your wife will hate you for a while. It’ll be great! Kids are amazing!

People are going to want to hold your baby.... and unless they are family it’s a big no no for me at a young age. You don’t want your little one getting sick.

 

[DaddyChad]

I don’t doubt it. I’ve got a small family so I have zero experience with kids

Don’t worry you’ll have plenty of people try to give advice on how to parent your kid. Congrats btw.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Real Spit.. best experience comes on the fly.. I'm eight months in my d*** self.. put your best foot forward and you'll be smoov.. congrats fam

Edit: just re-read. Proceed Sir, my comprehension is G2G.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Stinky diapers. Poop running out the diapers. Spit up. Crying. Multiple Bottles. Your wife will hate you for a while. It’ll be great! Kids are amazing!

People are going to want to hold your baby.... and unless they are family it’s a big no no for me at a young age. You don’t want your little one getting sick.

i kid. trust me, i have my moments. esp at Ripley's & Georgia Aquariums. I sware i went through an entire bottle of sanitizer.

 

[MoB_MoVols]

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All up in the mustard but you can't ketchup (catch up)

 

[Jackcrevol]

All up in the mustard but you can't ketchup (catch up)

 

[mrmax86]

one on each wrist. double flex. Speaking of babies I'm actually going to a dad class this morning for 3 hours.

Lemme know if you have dad questions. I'm about to have my 5th kid in August.

 

[Big Gucci Sosa]

Stinky diapers. Poop running out the diapers. Spit up. Crying. Multiple Bottles. Your wife will hate you for a while. It’ll be great! Kids are amazing!

People are going to want to hold your baby.... and unless they are family it’s a big no no for me at a young age. You don’t want your little one getting sick.

This is my biggest fear. The *****

 

[mrmax86]

@Big Gucci Sosa

Made a thread for you.

Dad Advice

 

[SLICKYINC]

one on each wrist. double flex. Speaking of babies I'm actually going to a dad class this morning for 3 hours.

Do you guys know what gender the baby is yet, if you don’t mind sharing?

 

[Big Gucci Sosa]

Do you guys know what gender the baby is yet, if you don’t mind sharing?

Going old school. Going to know when it happens.

 

[SLICKYINC]

Going old school. Going to know when it happens.

Props. Was gonna say, girls are harder than boys to raise. Imo

 

[Jackcrevol]

Lemme know if you have dad questions. I'm about to have my 5th kid in August.

 

[DaddyChad]

This is my biggest fear. The *****

Projectile vomit is underrated.

 

[DaddyChad]

Props. Was gonna say, girls are harder than boys to raise. Imo

Idk. Boys try to do stuff that can kill each other more. Girls are definitely more manipulating and expensive; start BS for no reason. I find myself asking my son why in the hell did he make a grappling hook and try to swing from the ceiling fan.

 

[SLICKYINC]

Idk. Boys try to do stuff that can kill each other more. Girls are definitely more manipulating and expensive; start BS for no reason. I find myself asking my son why in the hell did he make a grappling hook and try to swing from the ceiling fan.

I can deal with boy stuff because, hell I did the same dumb stuff they do and didn’t die. But you’re right about girls, they evil at times and you have have to constantly monitor them because of the boys.

 

[T Dog]

This is my biggest fear. The *****

Holla at chief. He is well versed in the doodoo.

 

[cHiZzLeVOL]

This is my biggest fear. The *****

They are awful lol. My wife and I were at a Mexican Restaurant after church with some people and our daughter did that she was probably like 3-6 months at the time. Poop all up her back everything.

My wife literally walked next door to like a dollar general had to buy a new onesie after cleaning my daughter and putting my undershirt on her before she bought the onesie.

It was bad.

 

[cHiZzLeVOL]

I can deal with boy stuff because, hell I did the same dumb stuff they do and didn’t die. But you’re right about girls, they evil at times and you have have to constantly monitor them because of the boys.

Live look at me when my daughter starts dating.....

 

[SLICKYINC]

Live look at me when my daughter starts dating.....

Yup, mine is about to turn 16. It’s roughhhh

 

[AaronUT]

Props. Was gonna say, girls are harder than boys to raise. Imo

Depends. Boys are into everything and stubborn. Girls are more sensitive and meticulous. Boys make messes and girls pick it up.

I think girls are 10x easier than boys; when they hit 13, everything flips. Girls get difficult and boys get simple.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

My daughter is just 7 so I have a while. My response to her dates questions with Trace Atkins song Cleaning my Gun playing in the background

 

[AaronUT]

Yup, mine is about to turn 16. It’s roughhhh

19 daughter w 10month grandson
15 son
4 daughter
12 day old son

16 girl stage is difficult. Mainly balancing the parenting with the dating freedoms. When to say no and what to say no and yes to. Gotta have that relationship cause when they screw up, they gonna talk to you about it. I’ll never forget the conversation when she told me she was pregnant at 18 still in HS. Both of them virgins, only did it once and bam.