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#76
#76
85SugarVol said:
What’s the story with this one?
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Well, where do I begin? His father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. Mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. His childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring they’d make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 he received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
 
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#77
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HoleInTheRoof said:
Well, where do I begin? His father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. Mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. His childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring they’d make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 he received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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Hahahahaha this is good. This is really good.
 
#79
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HoleInTheRoof said:
Well, where do I begin? His father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. Mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. His childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring they’d make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 he received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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I haven’t heard or seen shorn scrotum used in a sentence in about... a week. Breathe taking...
 
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HoleInTheRoof said:
Well, where do I begin? His father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. Mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. His childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring they’d make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 he received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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I love the Brady Bunch.
 
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#85
Sean Connery has died. Thanks again, 2020.

Edit: Just saw this posted elsewhere. Still sucks.
 
#87
#87
Aight rednecks..

John Deere 3032e w/loader
Or
Massey Ferguson 1735e w/loader
Or
Kubota L3901HST w/loader

And go.
 
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SLICKYINC said:
Aight rednecks..

John Deere 3032e w/loader
Or
Massey Ferguson 1735e w/loader
Or
Kubota L3901HST w/loader

And go.
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Upfront, I'm a John Deere fan. The Kubota L series are very popular where I live for compact tractors. I have a cousin (John Deere fan as well) that is a sales person for a local Kubota dealer and he's said that he's had numerous customers come in saying they didn't like the compact John Deere's compared to the Kubota's. I can't speak for the John Deere Yanmar engines but the a Kubota diesel engines are pretty good engines. And comparing the two models you listed the Kubota has a couple more hp. I can't speak for anything Massey. Go test out each one if possible. Could come down to who has the better deal and what you intend to do with the tractor. I'd go Kubota personally.
 
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marksboy7 said:
Upfront, I'm a John Deere fan. The Kubota L series are very popular where I live for compact tractors. I have a cousin (John Deere fan as well) that is a sales person for a local Kubota dealer and he's said that he's had numerous customers come in saying they didn't like the compact John Deere's compared to the Kubota's. I can't speak for the John Deere Yanmar engines but the a Kubota diesel engines are pretty good engines. And comparing the two models you listed the Kubota has a couple more hp. I can't speak for anything Massey. Go test out each one if possible. Could come down to who has the better deal and what you intend to do with the tractor. I'd go Kubota personally.
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I really like the specs and price point on the Massey and it’s my #1 choice at the moment. The issue is that the dealer is over an 1.5 away and they don’t have one in stock. I’m really leaning toward the Kabota over the John Deere because I went and looked at the Deere and it felt cheap with the plastic hood. It was underwhelming and it’s priced higher than the others.

I have a few weeks to narrow it down but I really want to see a Massey in person before I do anything.
 
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#93
ANnybody see any good plays on Draftkings for tonight's game? Was thinking simply taking Tampa and the spread -12.5. The props don't look too inticing.
 
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SLICKYINC said:
I really like the specs and price point on the Massey and it’s my #1 choice at the moment. The issue is that the dealer is over an 1.5 away and they don’t have one in stock. I’m really leaning toward the Kabota over the John Deere because I went and looked at the Deere and it felt cheap with the plastic hood. It was underwhelming and it’s priced higher than the others.

I have a few weeks to narrow it down but I really want to see a Massey in person before I do anything.
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That's one comment I've heard on the compact John Deere's is that the quality just isn't there for what you think you'd be getting with John Deere. Completely different story if we're talking large farming tractor. For anything fairly light duty, I'm sure any of them would be fine. One convenience to think about is customer service. Ease of getting something worked on or being close by is worth a lot sometimes. Good luck on the choice.
 
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