Damn. Heart attack averted. Did you fall in?
No. I had to drop a deuce in one. Per usual, the first loaf off the deck had the most length and girth. Somehow, it did a triple-axle and caused the blue water to backspash onto the area surrounding my booty hole. Upon completion, I peered into the abyss and it was a solid 3 foot fall. There's a better than average chance that the blue water contained ass-haids.