Rest In Peace

I'm not going to pry.

Hobock, you and your family will be included in my prayers tonight.

If I can be of help, all you gotta do is ask.
 
Whoa. I was attempting to intro a funny thing that happened to me today. I appreciate the love, guys. Didn't mean to cause the false alarm.

I had an incident at a State Park Port-O-Potty.
 
Whoa. I was attempting to intro a funny thing that happened to me today. I appreciate the love, guys. Didn't mean to cause the false alarm.

I had an incident at a State Park Port-O-Potty.

Damn. Heart attack averted. Did you fall in?
 
Damn. Heart attack averted. Did you fall in?

No. I had to drop a deuce in one. Per usual, the first loaf off the deck had the most length and girth. Somehow, it did a triple-axle and caused the blue water to backspash onto the area surrounding my booty hole. Upon completion, I peered into the abyss and it was a solid 3 foot fall. There's a better than average chance that the blue water contained ass-haids.
 
Whoa. I was attempting to intro a funny thing that happened to me today. I appreciate the love, guys. Didn't mean to cause the false alarm.

I had an incident at a State Park Port-O-Potty.

This is why I said it wouldn't fly.

RIP, state park.
 
No. I had to drop a deuce in one. Per usual, the first loaf off the deck had the most length and girth. Somehow, it did a triple-axle and caused the blue water to backspash onto the area surrounding my booty hole. Upon completion, I peered into the abyss and it was a solid 3 foot fall. There's a better than average chance that the blue water contained ass-haids.

WTF are you eating? Is a bowel movement a once a week type thing for you?
 
Twitter killed a man today. And then resuscitated him 30 minutes later. Welcome back, Marvin West.

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Whoa. I was attempting to intro a funny thing that happened to me today. I appreciate the love, guys. Didn't mean to cause the false alarm.

I had an incident at a State Park Port-O-Potty.

Blue water kills most germs, you'll be fine.
 

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