Rod Wilkes

[bluetickhound16]

Better double up on the myrrh because Rod's gonna need it if he ain't got my tacos cooked right...

 

[bignewt]

and then came the darkness.

 

[punkin nutz]

I don't know what the big fuss is... I kicked Rod Wilks' butt this morning and I'm on my way to do it again... just because I can.

Blasphemy!!!!!

 

[Oldvol75]

owns a large private estate in the middle of the Atlantic. We know it as the Bermuda Triangle. Rod Wilks does not tolerate trespassers

 

[NashVol11]

Whoever started this thread and spelled Rod Wilks's name wrong is probably not alive anymore...

 

[Oldvol75]

Rod Wilks runs with scissors other people get hurt!

 

[Oldvol75]

can eat just 1 Lays Potato chip!

 

[Oldvol75]

"CAN TOUCH" MC Hammer!

 

[Oldvol75]

he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down!

 

[Oldvol75]

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself and Rod Wilks!"

 

[Oldvol75]

your not Rod Wilks!

 

[Oldvol75]

Is a military code word for Rod Wilks basement!

 

[BoroVol20]

Rod Wilks is the reason Waldo is hiding.

 

[herkyvol]

Easy, Chuck Norris...

 

[zidanefan]

This thread makes my brain hurt. . .

 

[Demon_Vol]

I heard that earlier in the week Rod Wilks walked down the strip with boner.... sadly there were no survivors.

 

[that'swhatshesaid]

Rod will play both QB and WR...he'll throw the ball and then run out and catch it. No one will be able to stop it.

Only Rod Wilks can stop Rod Wilks, but Rod Wilks doesn't get tired.

 

[vols496]

rod wilkes doesnt have a address, he lives wherever the hell he wants. he will take your house if you keep talking about him, you need to watch over your back, he knows where you are and he knows you are talking about him

woah! our names are only 35 off... we now enter the twilight zone...

A place where things are not as they appear...

...

A place of Rod Wilks making

 

[BoroVol20]

Rod Wilks uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

 

[BoroVol20]

I was in the Athletic dorms one day visiting my buddy who plays baseball. Walked by the restroom and saw Rod Wilks brushing his teeth with barbed wire.

 

[bluetickhound16]

That's a lie...Rod wilks doesn't have teeth any more... He burned my tacos so I knocked 'em out.

 

[KingNick865]

Rod Wilks is like Lord Voldermort. We do not speak his name in public, because he would find us if we did.

 

[vogols11]

Any girl who comes within 20 meters of Rod Wilks gets pregnant.

 

[g8terh8ter_eric]

Any girl who comes within 20 meters of Rod Wilks gets pregnant.

I thought that was Travis Henry.

 

[KingNick865]

I thought that was Travis Henry.

Ohh no. I know a guy who's mom dated Travis Henry for a while. Said that he's the biggest douche on the planet.