Ron Mexico's Birthday XXXVIII Extravaganza

[The Ron Mexico]

More like Francisco Franco.

Franco died in November 1975. I was born in December 1975.

Coincidence?

 

[Weezer]

I’m really either a 17 year old girl, a 75 year old man, or 48 year old average dude who works for the gubmint till my entertainment career takes off.

I’ll leave it up to you to guess.

I pick 75-year-old man because that's the only choice that makes you older than me.

 

[Orangeslice13]

There is a picture or the 3DA on here somewhere that can answer R-n’s age question.



Not that anyone remembers what the 3DA is.

 

[VolNExile]

15th

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I’m really either a 17 year old girl, a 75 year old man, or 48 year old average dude who works for the gubmint till my entertainment career takes off.

I’ll leave it up to you to guess.

How you doing?

 

[Weezer]

I honestly thought Ron was in his fifties.

And maybe the real Ron is.

 

[joevol33]

Happy birthday!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

How you doing?

Uhhm…gross.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Uhhm…gross.

Everyone knows there’s no girls on the internet.

 

[Tin Man]

I’m really either a 17 year old girl, a 75 year old man, or 48 year old average dude who works for the gubmint till my entertainment career takes off.

I’ll leave it up to you to guess.

We KNEW you were suckling the public teat!