Rumbling Ruminatings

[KTrain]

Based on what very limited spring yakking claims, I'm ruminating regarding our 2023 offense. It appears this guy, Dont’e Thornton is Hyatt 2.0. Then there's the Albino Chipmunk, who is also a speedster. It appears we will have both the Roadrunner and Speedy Gonzales on our team. Or, if you prefer, Flash and Quicksilver on the same team.

So excited to see the 2023 team in action. Playing at the usual cosmic speed of pssszzzzztttt! Touchdown!!!

Oh the offseason,
just thought I'd cruise the thread and went back to baseball.

 

[WoodsmanVol]

Oh the offseason,
just thought I'd cruise the thread and went back to baseball.

Bias ball? Hail, why not?

 

[Adam Sandler]

Well… I must not be very wise because that made zero sense to me.

 

[VOLINVONORE]

Meh, Woodsman is a little eclectic possibly even a little eccentric but he usually brings something different from the usual.

Different from the usual and factual.

 

[Vol in Buckeye Land]

Meh, Woodsman is a little eclectic possibly even a little eccentric but he usually brings something different from the usual.

And if you’ve spent any time on the board you should know what you’re getting with ole Woody. It’s like opening a comic book and complaining when something goes “WHAM!”

 

[Iravolfan]

To the point I think Squirrel will be the closest thing to a Hyatt clone. Thornton I think is about the only other guy that can slide into the slot position if Squirrel gets injured. Think Bru, Thornton, Squirrel will be our primary three. If squirrel is injured, Thornton plays slot Keyton works into the starting lineup. Keyton is dang solid as well. I think we’ve got a great problem at wr.

 

[Iravolfan]

To the point I think Squirrel will be the closest thing to a Hyatt clone. Thornton I think is about the only other guy that can slide into the slot position if Squirrel gets injured. Think Bru, Thornton, Squirrel will be our primary three. If squirrel is injured, Thornton plays slot Keyton works into the starting lineup. Keyton is dang solid as well. I think we’ve got a great problem at wr.

Can’t forget about , Nimrod, Webb and Leacock!

 

[Woodlawn VOL]

Squirrel White needs no other nicknames! Go Squirrel and GBO!!!!

 

[WaywardVol]

Based on what very limited spring yakking claims, I'm ruminating regarding our 2023 offense. It appears this guy, Dont’e Thornton is Hyatt 2.0. Then there's the Albino Chipmunk, who is also a speedster. It appears we will have both the Roadrunner and Speedy Gonzales on our team. Or, if you prefer, Flash and Quicksilver on the same team.

So excited to see the 2023 team in action. Playing at the usual cosmic speed of pssszzzzztttt! Touchdown!!!

 

[Frozevol]

Well, chipmunks are squirrels, you know. Basically what is known as ground squirrels. They can climb trees but usually don't, as they prefer burrows. So Squirrel White, being more of a ground squirrel than a tree climbing one, and me being admittedly cognitively dysfunctional, it had to be Albino Chimpmunk.

But since he’s so fast , wouldn’t he be more of a Flying Squirrel aka Rocky.

 

[benholt06]

Woodsman’s posts sometimes sound like Google translated them from an East Asian language and didn’t change the syntax.

"The Vols Will winning game of grass sport contest with albino chipmunk make feel under many time go yes go!"

 

[WoodsmanVol]

But since he’s so fast , wouldn’t he be more of a Flying Squirrel aka Rocky.

No, speed isn't solely regulated to the ability to fly, despite Superman's claim. Flash still whips ole Supes butt in the speed department. He4 isn't called the fastest man alive for nothing. Long live the Albino Chipmunk!!!

 

[buckfama]

Thanks Sheldon!!