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#226
#226
After consultation with my family advisor, I have decided to retract my statements about older women making beautiful lovers and also to appologize if anything in my above posts could be received as being disparaging to Bea Arthur.

These statements were made in jest and do not accurately reflect the proper attitude towards older women, including Bea Arthur, even on the remote chance that she is a beautiful lover.

In the future, I will characterize only younger women as beautiful lovers and will refrain from making any derogatory comments about not only Ms. Arthur but also any other member of the cast of the Golden Girls as well as Angela Lansbury.
 
#228
#228
cotton said:
After consultation with my family advisor, I have decided to retract my statements about older women making beautiful lovers and also to appologize if anything in my above posts could be received as being disparaging to Bea Arthur.

These statements were made in jest and do not accurately reflect the proper attitude towards older women, including Bea Arthur, even on the remote chance that she is a beautiful lover.

In the future, I will characterize only younger women as beautiful lovers and will refrain from making any derogatory comments about not only Ms. Arthur but also any other member of the cast of the Golden Girls as well as Angela Lansbury.
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You better apologize immediately to Charlotte Rae or you've got problems.
 
#230
#230
hatvol96 said:
You better apologize immediately to Charlotte Rae or you've got problems.
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I shall simply remain mute on my opinions regarding her sexual prowess and attractiveness. It seems to be a lot safer that way.

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#231
#231
cotton said:
So do I, but the problem with hooking up with somebody my age is that they would be so damned old.
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In my case way too damned old.

I'm needing some clarification. Should I had gone home with that pretty young 20 something last night who dug my voice and said she wanted to take me home, and got her pregnant, would the offspring likely be a major pedophile? The age difference is well on the plus side of 30, so based on rnvol's formula there would be ten times the possibility.
 
#232
#232
rbroyles said:
In my case way too damned old.

I'm needing some clarification. Should I had gone home with that pretty young 20 something last night who dug my voice and said she wanted to take me home, and got her pregnant, would the offspring likely be a major pedophile? The age difference is well on the plus side of 30, so based on rnvol's formula there would be ten times the possibility.
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Dude, you are talking some serious issues. I mean these kind of issues:

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#233
#233
rbroyles said:
In my case way too damned old.

I'm needing some clarification. Should I had gone home with that pretty young 20 something last night who dug my voice and said she wanted to take me home, and got her pregnant, would the offspring likely be a major pedophile? The age difference is well on the plus side of 30, so based on rnvol's formula there would be ten times the possibility.
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You say potato, I say po-taut-o. Some call Hugh Hef a perv, I call him a visionary
 
#240
#240
i remember the day when i turned 18 and it was just like 'wow, everything has completely changed now for my brain and decision-making abilities, the zodiac IS true', and it was strange because at like 11:45 pm on my bday eve i was listening to this 18 year old girl talking about how she liked younger guys, and then BAM!, midnight comes along and she loses complete interest without even knowing it was my bday.

Calendars=the new social science
 
#244
#244
Bassmanbruno said:
Then I'm glad you're not in charge of this team if you would take White over Tyler. You're not putting enough stock in the fact that White played on a terrible Ole Miss team this year.

Tyler is a combo player that can do so much more for his team match up wise and if a 1.31 assist/TO ratio is so much more important to your team than a 1.21 then have at it. Their numbers may have been similar - but there's no comparison here.
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Plus, dont forget about his his insane ability to win the big game with last second shots,,,,
 
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