He said he is going to petition the NCAA to be able to have 17 people on the field for defense because Dylan Sampson is an unfair advantage for the Vols and knows that he will run over, around, above and below the blOwSU defense. Also mentioned something about buying some Buckeye stickers to put on his Depends each morning he wakes up without pissing himself when he has nightmares about the Vol defense. GBO!!!