HOOVER, Ala.If we learn nothing else from the smorgasbord of a circus that is SEC Media Days, we now fully understand what Missouri thinks of the SEC.
In a word, meh.
Gary Pinkel dispensed with the niceties when discussing his new conference mates. (AP Photo)
Coach Gary Pinkel was surly and short. Tackle Elvis Fisher and cornerback E.J. Gaines were chippy at times and spoke with an edge. And then there was wideout T.J. Moe.
Its not all 12 teams who are dominating everybody, Moe said. Its one or two (teams). The rest are kind of
average.
He was serious. I think.
That statement was soon followed by: The girls are prettier, the air is fresher and the toilet paper is thicker.
So everyone laughed at the new kids in town, the group of four from the Show-Me State who waltzed into the big ballroom at the Wynfrey Hotel and laid their cards on the table: Its the SEC; yeah, so?
Remember, it was Missouri offensive coordinator David Yost who told Sporting News last spring that hed be disappointed if Tigers quarterback James Franklin wasnt the best in the SEC. Tuesday, almost on cue, Pinkel said Ill be disappointed if were intimidated.
Later, at a side podium, Moeunsolicitedtook a shot at fellow newbie Texas A&M. Specifically, at wideout Ryan Swope, who has been named to numerous All-SEC teams this offseason.
Apparently, Ryan Swope is God because he can come in and get first team All-SEC, Moe said. But thats fine.
And away we go.
Pinkel was clearly irritated when asked about the increase in competition. He offered up some odd anecdote about vacationing in Florida and folks asking him if Missouri could adjustbut did so only through clenched teeth.
He spoke about Franklin, his dual-threat quarterback who recently began throwing again after offseason shoulder surgery. He says Franklin will be ready to play in the season opener.
This, of course, means Franklin will be ready Week 2 in the SEC opener at Faurot Field against Georgia. You know, average Georgia.
Look, its not like Moe isnt saying what many college coaches and players would like to sayand what many fans of rival conferences argue. Once you get past LSU and Alabamaand granted, thats a big hurdle to get pastwhats left in the SEC?
Its the argument against most every major conference. Theyre all top-heavy, with the rest of the teams a mish-mash of who gets hot on specific fall Saturdays.
Only theres one problem: the SEC may be deeper and stronger this season than it has been in more than a decade. Vanderbilt coach James Franklin was taking questions Tuesday about the SECs longtime tomato can becoming a legitimate factor in the conference race. Thats right, I said Vanderbilt.
The last time a Vandy coach had the undivided attention of the ballroom was two years ago, when interim coasch Robbie Caldwell was talking about his first job in high school as a turkey inseminator.
I dont need to tell you what that is, Caldwell quipped.
The media throng roared its approval. Caldwell, you see, is a man of the South. He spoke with an syrupy, self-deprecating Southern drawl and had ahow can I say this?unique cross-section of Americana in stitches.
There are longtime, dyed-in-the-wool media members here. There are men and women who wear team colors, who wear national championship shirts (seriously), who look forward to this July week from the moment spring practice ends.
And then T.J. Moe walks into the middle of it all, when many expect him to bow in reverence to all things Ess, Eee, See, and lays out this gem:
Its serious here, Moe said. I wouldnt be surprised if everybody was strapped with a gun here.
Again, he was kidding. I think.
Just like I think Pinkel was kidding, when he was asked about Nick Saban, his college teammate at Kent State.
I want everyone to know, Pinkel said, hes older than me.
You want silence? I swear I heard the guys jaw drop next to me.
But maybe this is how Mizzou wanted to play it all along. Maybe the Tigers see the SEC East Division is in transition and if theyre going to make a move, why not in Year 1?
Why not make bold statements in the spring (see: Yost); why not make bold statements in the summer (Pinkel, Moe); why not get your entire program so juiced that Faurot Field really does sound like an SEC Saturday when East Division favorite Georgia comes to town?
We proved ourselves in the Big 12, Moe said. Were going to have to do the same thing here.
The interview ended, and Moe walked off the stage to a standing ovation. It was like some surreal Vegas moment as Missouri went all in Tuesday.
It could be a defining moment.
Or it could be, meh.
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