1. Kentucky more satanic than Bama (see below), also I am from there
2. Bama, evil fanbase. coached by Satan, Butch, Henry T, 1000 other reasons.
3. Florida idk but there is a lot of pain there so I hate hate hate them
4. Vandy, whistler alone moves them up a couple
5. Georgia. Kirby Smart, barking like dogs, beating us on Saturday, that dead announcer
6. Missouri, called us racist for firing Cuonzo, played dirty and cried about refs, employed Dooley, thinking they are important
7. Texas A&M, weirdos, thinking they are important
8. South Carolina, thinking they are important
9. Auburn, hired Pearl, about to hire Kiffin, stealing our recruits with prostitutes
I don't really hate the other 4 west schools.