Sheryl Crow Endorses Toilet Paper Rationing

#52
#52
I'm for cleaning up the environment and all, but I have to draw the line somewhere. 1-3 squares just isn't going to get it done..
 
#55
#55
Of course that uses a lot of water. Trees or water...take your pick.
Yeah, as soon as we all install the bidets, Sheryl will be calling on us to use less water.

Life is so complicated. Damn you Sheryl :ermm:
 
#61
#61
I at least have to admire her for calling for people to moderate their consumption, instead of simply throwing herself into the "alternatives" ring.

I know that when my sister-in-law visits, I make sure to put a half used roll in the guest bathroom and put the new one in the master, or else she will tear through a whole roll in two days. That to me is just a gratuitous use of TP.
 
#62
#62
Make a law forcing women to drip dry , then we all can use more than 3 squares for other business...
 
#67
#67
Once it leaves the body, urine is as sterile as the environment around it.

And oddly enough it used to be saved up to be used to produce gunpowder.
 
#71
#71
There's a defense that he could have probably used in court...
 
#75
#75
They also say it helps with jellyfish stings, but I'm not sure I could let someone pee on me.
 

VN Store



Back
Top