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GreyWolf1129

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Perusing the SEC blog on ESPN, and happened across this priceless article:

LSU fan assaulted after BCS Championship files civil suit | NOLA.com


Just to make sure I got my facts straight...a drunk-up LSU fan passes out at a Krystal after the Tigers lose the BCS N/C...whereupon a (probably) equally drunk-up Bamahole sees the afore-mentioned LSU fan...and then decides to plop his Johnson on the LSU fans face, just for laughs, right?

Priceless.

The kicker is that the LSU fan actually found an attorney who (presumably) can keep a straight face in the courtroom while they describe to the jury exactly what transpired on the night in question.

Me??? I'd be rolling on the floor about halfway through the opening arguments.

Stupid is supposed to hurt. Or, at the very least, be embarassing. For both sides.

Go Vols.
 
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Just because you're drunk and she's drunk doesn't mean it isn't rape. It's the same here. Being drunk is not an excuse to sexually assault someone
 
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Yankee_Vol said:
Just because you're drunk and she's drunk doesn't mean it isn't rape. It's the same here. Being drunk is not an excuse to sexually assault someone
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First off, this was not a rape. Either by law or definition. There was no "he" and "she". This was two drunk idiots, both male, and one of whom had the bad misfortune to pass out in a Krystal.

No, being drunk is not an excuse to sexually assault someone. Funny, I don't see this in that light. Maybe I'm behind the times. 20 years ago, this is a college prank gone bad. No lawsuit involved.

Today, thanks to (apparently) those of your ilk, this is front page news. My intent in posting it was to highlight the idiocy of today's "progressive thinkers".

Thanks for adding an exclamation point to my post.

Go Vols.
 
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Mushroom stamp law suit.

Would have never guessed that it would involve a Bammer...
 
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Dude has a legit lawsuit. No one has right to teabag another man without consent. Not quite rape, no, but sexual assault absolutely.
 
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GreyWolf1129 said:
First off, this was not a rape. Either by law or definition. There was no "he" and "she". This was two drunk idiots, both male, and one of whom had the bad misfortune to pass out in a Krystal.

No, being drunk is not an excuse to sexually assault someone. Funny, I don't see this in that light. Maybe I'm behind the times. 20 years ago, this is a college prank gone bad. No lawsuit involved.

Today, thanks to (apparently) those of your ilk, this is front page news. My intent in posting it was to highlight the idiocy of today's "progressive thinkers".

Thanks for adding an exclamation point to my post.

Go Vols.
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Some dude rubs his junk on yout face. Law prohibits you from kicking his ass & sets you up for a civil suit. You wouldn't wanna take money from him?
 
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I would like to hear Greywolf's argument as to why this is not sexual assault.
 
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As, would I. From the facts and the original video I can't see it any other way.
 
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meh - dude had it coming - if you're that drunk where you can pass out in public with that kinda chaos.. then you need to be in the drunk tank anyway and get charged with public intoxication if you're going to charge this other retard with sexual assult. Dude has some pretty ****ty friends, lol.
 
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LSU fan was an idiot. I don't know if passing out in a Krystal's because you're drunk qualifies as public intoxication. I guess he was in "public." But, he was also inside an establishment. That's not a topic I've researched.

But, that's definitely sexual assault. The LSU fan being a moron doesn't excuse the absolutely, incredibly, unbelievably disgusting Bama fans. Not just the tea bagger; his friends who didn't pull him off are guilty too, IMO. They may have been shocked for a moment, because it was unexpected, but you'd think they'd eventually be like, 'Hey, don't do that.'
 
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The most common definition of sexual assault is "unwanted sexual touching." It doesn't mean that one body part is inserted into another body part against the recipient's will. That's rape.

By this definition, this obviously wasn't rape, but it was certainly sexual assault, in that presumably the passed-out guy didn't want anyone to place their family jewels on any part of his body, especially his face, without his consent.

I mean, hey GreyWolf, would you?
 
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GreyWolf1129 said:
Today, thanks to (apparently) those of your ilk, this is front page news. My intent in posting it was to highlight the idiocy of today's "progressive thinkers".
Thanks for adding an exclamation point to my post.

Go Vols.
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So your problem isn't the incident but that the guy is seeking damages? Sounds like we got a veteran teabagger on our hands...
 
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therealUT said:
I would like to hear Greywolf's argument as to why this is not sexual assault.
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His second post ITT claims it was because there was no he and she... Hmm ... Been to prison lately.. ? The manager of that Krystal's is also culpable IMO . He should have put a stop to that kind of harassment before it got to that point.. You can't tell me they didn't flick his ear for twenty min before one dumbass got so brazen as to put his chili cheese pup in the mans face
 
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Bassmanbruno said:
meh - dude had it coming - if you're that drunk where you can pass out in public with that kinda chaos.. then you need to be in the drunk tank anyway and get charged with public intoxication if you're going to charge this other retard with sexual assult. Dude has some pretty ****ty friends, lol.
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Never been to New Orleans, eh?
 
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StoVol said:
His second post ITT claims it was because there was no he and she... Hmm ... Been to prison lately.. ? The manager of that Krystal's is also culpable IMO . He should have put a stop to that kind of harassment before it got to that point.. You can't tell me they didn't flick his ear for twenty min before one dumbass got so brazen as to put his chili cheese pup in the mans face
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Yeah, I kinda figured I might end up on an island with this one. No biggie, but let's get our facts straight here...

Some of you, three of you at last count, implied that I said this was not a sexual assault. I said it was not rape, and it wasn't. I never argued that it was not a sexual assault, I just said that I didn't see it in that light.

I had to look up what "teabag" was. Yeah, I know, behind the times, and now Google knows I looked up "teabagging"...

Folks, if I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but to me this is simply a case of the 12th Commandment: "The Stupid Shall Be Punished". Times two. Take a liquored-up, passed out LSU fan...add in a liquored-up Bammer...mix in a football game and a Krystal...and voila!...the fast food version of Deliverance. The most coked-up screenwriter in Hollywood could not have come up with this one.

The victim passed out in a Krystal in NOLO, which is equivalent to being the first one to fall asleep at a Queen Slumber Party. Nothing good is going to come out of that. The suspect is an idiot. He deserved to get arrested (yes, for sexual assault), and what he really deserves is an ass-beating.

Personally, I look at this as two slow swimmers from the shallow end of the gene pool. Adding a civil lawsuit is simply the icing on the cake.

Island Life ain't for the sheeple.

Go Vols.
 
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