Simply had to share this...

[OrangeBalls]

I'm going to go upstairs, and I'm gonna put my nutsac on your drumset.

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[Bassmanbruno]

Never been to New Orleans, eh?

I'm sure it's insane - just like at a UT football game the police obviously aren't going to attempt to arrest hundreds of people for public intox... but if this guy is honestly going to try to press charges for his stupidity and something he didn't even know occurred until he saw it on the internet seems stupid to me... and he was breaking laws of his own that night if you want to get technical.

And the after effects he's claiming are just retarded. No one can tell who he is by the video save himself, his family, and close friends. Dude is just looking for money.. yeah I'm sure he's so emotional scarred by the incident he wasn't even conscious enough to witness.

 

[StoVol]

Yeah, I kinda figured I might end up on an island with this one. No biggie, but let's get our facts straight here...

Some of you, three of you at last count, implied that I said this was not a sexual assault. I said it was not rape, and it wasn't. I never argued that it was not a sexual assault, I just said that I didn't see it in that light.

I had to look up what "teabag" was. Yeah, I know, behind the times, and now Google knows I looked up "teabagging"...

Folks, if I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but to me this is simply a case of the 12th Commandment: "The Stupid Shall Be Punished". Times two. Take a liquored-up, passed out LSU fan...add in a liquored-up Bammer...mix in a football game and a Krystal...and voila!...the fast food version of Deliverance. The most coked-up screenwriter in Hollywood could not have come up with this one.

The victim passed out in a Krystal in NOLO, which is equivalent to being the first one to fall asleep at a Queen Slumber Party. Nothing good is going to come out of that. The suspect is an idiot. He deserved to get arrested (yes, for sexual assault), and what he really deserves is an ass-beating.

Personally, I look at this as two slow swimmers from the shallow end of the gene pool. Adding a civil lawsuit is simply the icing on the cake.

Island Life ain't for the sheeple.

Go Vols.

No offense wolf, I may have misinterpreted. I don't believe the Lsu fan is not without blame either. He is of course a dumbass. Number 1 for being alone. You don't get hammered alone, ever. If some friend had been there it would never have happened. I don't believe the Alabama guy should be let off easy either. Lsu fan will prob sue hell out of Krystal and win, which will make the price of burgers go up.

 

[Morpheus]

You misspelled semen.

:lolabove:

 

[OrangeDog]

You misspelled semen.

THAT post may go down in history...
I cried.

 

[YankeeVol]

First off, this was not a rape. Either by law or definition. There was no "he" and "she". This was two drunk idiots, both male, and one of whom had the bad misfortune to pass out in a Krystal.

No, being drunk is not an excuse to sexually assault someone. Funny, I don't see this in that light. Maybe I'm behind the times. 20 years ago, this is a college prank gone bad. No lawsuit involved.

Today, thanks to (apparently) those of your ilk, this is front page news. My intent in posting it was to highlight the idiocy of today's "progressive thinkers".

Thanks for adding an exclamation point to my post.

Go Vols.

I know it's not rape genius, I was making an analogy. If you don't think it is I'd like to know what you do for a living?

 

[Escape Goat]

Didn't read the whole thing. So they found the loser that did this?

Perusing the SEC blog on ESPN, and happened across this priceless article:

LSU fan assaulted after BCS Championship files civil suit | NOLA.com


Just to make sure I got my facts straight...a drunk-up LSU fan passes out at a Krystal after the Tigers lose the BCS N/C...whereupon a (probably) equally drunk-up Bamahole sees the afore-mentioned LSU fan...and then decides to plop his Johnson on the LSU fans face, just for laughs, right?

Priceless.

The kicker is that the LSU fan actually found an attorney who (presumably) can keep a straight face in the courtroom while they describe to the jury exactly what transpired on the night in question.

Me??? I'd be rolling on the floor about halfway through the opening arguments.

Stupid is supposed to hurt. Or, at the very least, be embarassing. For both sides.

Go Vols.

 

[Escape Goat]

what?

Sorry that was uncalled for.

 

[Escape Goat]

You misspelled semen.

Hahahaha. Funniest post I have read on here.

 

[TennTom]

Didn't read the whole thing. So they found the loser that did this?

Yep, lost his job and has a sexual assault case pending. I found this quote hilarious when the victim was on Finebaum.

“I just want to start off by saying that I just want to apologize to everyone for getting drunk out of my mind. … The last thing I remember is I was wanting to go to Krystal to get a sack full. I was going to split it with my girlfriend. I blacked out from there. I never even remember making it to the restaurant."

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[nicksjuzunk]

Yep, lost his job and has a sexual assault case pending. I found this quote hilarious when the victim was on Finebaum.

“I just want to start off by saying that I just want to apologize to everyone for getting drunk out of my mind. … The last thing I remember is I was wanting to go to Krystal to get a sack full. I was going to split it with my girlfriend. I blacked out from there. I never even remember making it to the restaurant."

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Epic! :lol:

 

[Gator H8R]

Yep, lost his job and has a sexual assault case pending. I found this quote hilarious when the victim was on Finebaum.

“I just want to start off by saying that I just want to apologize to everyone for getting drunk out of my mind. … The last thing I remember is I was wanting to go to Krystal to get a sack full. I was going to split it with my girlfriend. I blacked out from there. I never even remember making it to the restaurant."

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He got a sack full alright. In his face. BAAAMMMMMM. :dance:

 

[OrangeDog]

Yep, lost his job and has a sexual assault case pending. I found this quote hilarious when the victim was on Finebaum.

“I just want to start off by saying that I just want to apologize to everyone for getting drunk out of my mind. … The last thing I remember is I was wanting to go to Krystal to get a sack full. I was going to split it with my girlfriend. I blacked out from there. I never even remember making it to the restaurant."

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Thank you SO VERY MUCH.

I am going to try my darndest to work that into a conversation.

 

[General Jack]

Yep, lost his job and has a sexual assault case pending. I found this quote hilarious when the victim was on Finebaum.

“I just want to start off by saying that I just want to apologize to everyone for getting drunk out of my mind. … The last thing I remember is I was wanting to go to Krystal to get a sack full. I was going to split it with my girlfriend. I blacked out from there. I never even remember making it to the restaurant."

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No. Way. Did he really just say that?

 

[OrangeDog]

Yep, lost his job and has a sexual assault case pending. I found this quote hilarious when the victim was on Finebaum.

“I just want to start off by saying that I just want to apologize to everyone for getting drunk out of my mind. … The last thing I remember is I was wanting to go to Krystal to get a sack full. I was going to split it with my girlfriend. I blacked out from there. I never even remember making it to the restaurant."

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Thank you SO VERY MUCH.

I am going to try my darndest to work that into a conversation.

I tried it out on my "smokin hot wife" and she was not as impressed as I had hoped.

......... I'll try it on a dude next. I'm more optimistic this time.

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

Yep, lost his job and has a sexual assault case pending. I found this quote hilarious when the victim was on Finebaum.

“I just want to start off by saying that I just want to apologize to everyone for getting drunk out of my mind. … The last thing I remember is I was wanting to go to Krystal to get a sack full. I was going to split it with my girlfriend. I blacked out from there. I never even remember making it to the restaurant."

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Awesome. Most clever unintentional pun ever. Lulz

 

[GreveHaller]

back at his home in Bama, this was considered a first date

 

[OrangeDog]

back at his home in Bama, this was considered a first date

They were cousins?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Whole lot of stupid in our fan base. Can't believe some of the moronic comments I've read about this assault. So you don't "see it" as an assault? When the hell did your opinions dictate law?